In transit blog

I'm on my way to deraware to see my friends from college and I still have a few hours left in transit and I already read a book so I figured I would write a blog for all of my loyal readers. I aporogize for not blogging much over break so far but I've been doing stuff. You understand. As a grad student my busiest time is naturally between semesters. Here's your blog stop whining.

I love Christmas cookies. The sugar cookies cut into evergreen tree shapes with frosting and stuff of top. They're the bees knees and I love them so very much. Yesterday I ate about 12 cookies. Half of them were washed down with beer. I do have to comment, however, that beer and cookies do not go well together. It's one of those ideas that has potential when you don't really think about it. Kinda like when I decided to eat frosted flakes with chocolate milk. one of those "hey maybe this is a good aw aw awwwww. Aw." moments.

I haven't seen my college friends since may. Clearly this is way too long. I would say that I want you to come visit me in missouri but that would be a terrible choice I think. For one, it would be super expensive for you all to get to the gateway to the west unless you drive the 16 hours. Secondly I refuse to be in missouri when I have no responsibility there so I woul be busy all the time. Thirdly I just don't like any of you enough to spend that much time with you individually. Stay where you are and leave me alone. I hate you all and I don't know why I'm coming to see you all.

Also I went to new Hampshire for the last three days or so and did some pretty fun stuff. I hiked like half way up mount Washington, that was pretty cool. Did you know that hiking is just walking for a long period of time? It's like that yogging fad but on a mountain and you don't run. Hiking reminded me of tough mudder and I want to do another one. Hey college friends--when we graduate this silly grad school thing we should do a tough mudder every spring so I don't get too fat. And then when they stop having tough mudders we can just all drive to Pennsylvania is the woods somewhere and get drunk and roll around in the mud for like 2 hours. Sound good? Ok good because I'm gonna make you all come. Ya dig.

Last night my mom said "you'd be surprised how much I can squeeze out of those things." It made me giggle and I thought I should mention it. Here is a new game we are going to play for just this post. It's called "was my mom talking bout nearly empty toothpaste tubes or penises?". I think that's a pretty good game.

I decided that next semester in gonna start reading books. There's too much stuff I don't know and it's starting to get on my nerves. Ive been trying to read stuff on like economics and that kind of thing so I can have some sort of idea what's going on in the world and so I can be a responsible adult and this is what I look like the whole time.
http://chzscience.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-science-news-experiments-memes-dog-science-fuzzy-logic.jpg
Phone blogging gimme a break here with the links.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL8e2ujXe8g&feature=youtube_gdata_player
So basically here is my request to any and all of you--when you read this blog and it's about how I watched like a million hours of tv or something like that, personally reprimand me in an incredibly hurtful way. Do your best to make me cry, preferably with personal attacks. Try to keep my family out of it, but everything else is fair game. Keep in mind that this starts after my pretty ok feeling reunion so I'm not being beat down for the next five or so days.

Now if you will excuse me I will go either start my second book of this trip or browse reddit for the next couple hours. Here's or haiku. I can't believe I'm still writing haikus

Zisk texts other day
Recipient yours truly.
"I sharted today"