Welcome to the 2012 edition of drews blog

This year I'm going to make a major shift in my blogdom. This will no longer consist of the nonsense and mindless drivel of the previous 6 months. By the way, can you believe six months? Oh me oh my. From now on this will be a blog for the learned and the thinkers of the world. I will provide you all with thought provoking and insightful material about the world and such. You will all be better people for reading what I have written while I am bored in class or laying on the floor in my apartment putting off taking a shower. And on that note, I give to you my firt blog of the newest of the years: 2012.

I just realized something that completely just blew my mind. Starting with the year 2000, the age that I turn on my birthday from now until I die will, if you add up the numbers in my age (11=2,13=4, etc), add up to the same number of the sum of the numbers of the year. (2000=2, 2003=5, etc). I can feel my brain tingling with the realization, and I can also feel the disappointment brewing in that same brain that it took me 13 years to figure that out. Ok I give up. Clearly im too stupid to be giving you all smart tuff to read. Time to stick with what I'm good at. Here are some of my plans for the last year that any of us will exist ever again

1) I'm building a bow out of PVC pipe and string and I will be buying arrows to shoot with said bow at a bale of hay which I will also be purchasing. Way too much fun shooting at our makeshift ammar dicko this weekend to not do that on a regular basis.
2) I will try to mention the impending end of the world in every blog post. For some reason the end of the world is really funny to me.

That's it. Those I guess are my new years resolutions. Now I will proceed to tell you all about how absurdly fun my trip to Delaware was. Here are some I the things I did this week:
--drank banana bread beer for the second time
--ate food off of someone else's buffet. And by ate food I mean I dipped chicken into a giant dish of melted cheese and stuffed it all into my mouth
--went swimming outside
--kickflipped on a longboard
--practiced archery
--farted
--listened to Kevin's dominick the donkey story again
--killed terrorists
--actually met Cameron's family and learned that they actually exist
--slapped Tim's hands super hard
--head butted Tim and Spfp to the ground
--didn't peepee the bed

By the way, YouTube "ain't gonna peepee my bed tonight." it is glorious and you won't regret it. The bottom line is I miss my college friends and I'm upset that I will not get to see them again for a long time. We do weird stuff.

Before I go I would like to tell you all that I am siting next to a monk right now and he looks like a boss. Orange robes. Shaved head. I am very happy about this. Here's your haiku

New year is here now
Time to kill it one more year
With smart guy fart jokes