Welp I'm here studying pathology and I have a few thoughts on this subject. It is the worst. I'm essentially trying to memorize different types of anemia and cancer. Hey chiropractic school--there is a reason I didn't go to med school and it's not so I could learn all this crap anyway. Show of hands--how many of you have treated cancer with your bear hands (http://chzsomuchpun.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-puns-my-bear-hands.jpg)? Like my new way of posting links from my phone? Pretty awesome huh? Copy and paste it you lazy bastards. Well back to the point. I would like to demonstrate to you all how I will be treating patients with cancer.
"well mr patient your x ray has some spots on it that could be cancer, so I will refer you to an oncologist now. Good luck with your cancer."
Boom treated. All without ever taking pathology 2 taught by miscellaneous med school professors. I'm not real happy about this. Time to go study again, but not before your haiku
Read pathology.
All words look the same to me
Chop my head off now
I just farted.
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