I've been seeing a lot of articles about how it's bad to make fun of tim tebow for tebowing. And clearly the people writing these articles did not learn from when they got made fun of in elementary school. You know what's funny? Tebowing. You know what's funnier than that? Tebowing in the face of someone who is whining really loud about how bad it is to mock someone's religion. Remember when you were growing up and you were just doing weird stuff, minding your own business because you were 6 and 6 year olds do weird stuff? And then your brother said "Drew stop that it's really annoying"? What did you do? DO IT WAY HARDER. I believe I've made my point but I will continue to make it in the next paragraph.
Lately a lot of people have been saying stuff like "if tebow was a muslim you wouldn't do that" and "christians are the last group that it's ok to make fun of." Well, it's also ok to make fun of fat people so that 2nd point is moot. But as for the first point, you're right. But, if you want to make that argument and really make it work for you, I think you need to find some crazier extremists and bombard the media with them so everybody thinks that when you get messed with, a bunch of people die. Because nobody makes fun of the dude with the crazy cousin, no matter what's wrong with him. Personally if I was the christian King (Jesus?) I would choose radicalism. Go big or go home. Or as I always say, go big and then go home. But you're gonna have to choose your signature move. Stone Cold had the stunner, undertaker had the choke slam, the rock had the people's elbow. You're gonna have to get creative, christians. It's gotta be catchy. It's gonna start with "the." And it's gotta get the crowd going. How about the pope slam? Cross yourself with those 2 fingers and then hook under the dude's chin with those same fingers, and do like a submandibular triangle slam (but with both hands for balance because that's not a midsaggital triangle. It's just an idea (but an awesome one). Maybe I went too far with this. Or maybe not far enough.
You could have a whole wrestling crew and call it "the clergy" or something. Each of you can have different clergy names and you would all wear rosaries and instead of hitting people with chairs you use a big cross or a pew or something. Your leader can wear the pope hat and come out in a fake popemobile (Apparently popemobile is an accepted word by blogger.com by the way). You guys would be a hit. Your song that you come out to would be "amazing grace" or "jesus loves the little children" or better yet "I am a C" I would pay so much to see greased up dudes in bikini underwear wrestle to that song. In a totally straight way. I think.
Well I'm pretty sure this is the most offensive blog I've written so far. Haven't really come down this path before, so I guess we'll just have to see what happens here. Also not really sure why I went the wrestling route. But I like it. Time for some hummus and online TV reruns.
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Lately a lot of people have been saying stuff like "if tebow was a muslim you wouldn't do that" and "christians are the last group that it's ok to make fun of." Well, it's also ok to make fun of fat people so that 2nd point is moot. But as for the first point, you're right. But, if you want to make that argument and really make it work for you, I think you need to find some crazier extremists and bombard the media with them so everybody thinks that when you get messed with, a bunch of people die. Because nobody makes fun of the dude with the crazy cousin, no matter what's wrong with him. Personally if I was the christian King (Jesus?) I would choose radicalism. Go big or go home. Or as I always say, go big and then go home. But you're gonna have to choose your signature move. Stone Cold had the stunner, undertaker had the choke slam, the rock had the people's elbow. You're gonna have to get creative, christians. It's gotta be catchy. It's gonna start with "the." And it's gotta get the crowd going. How about the pope slam? Cross yourself with those 2 fingers and then hook under the dude's chin with those same fingers, and do like a submandibular triangle slam (but with both hands for balance because that's not a midsaggital triangle. It's just an idea (but an awesome one). Maybe I went too far with this. Or maybe not far enough.
You could have a whole wrestling crew and call it "the clergy" or something. Each of you can have different clergy names and you would all wear rosaries and instead of hitting people with chairs you use a big cross or a pew or something. Your leader can wear the pope hat and come out in a fake popemobile (Apparently popemobile is an accepted word by blogger.com by the way). You guys would be a hit. Your song that you come out to would be "amazing grace" or "jesus loves the little children" or better yet "I am a C" I would pay so much to see greased up dudes in bikini underwear wrestle to that song. In a totally straight way. I think.
Well I'm pretty sure this is the most offensive blog I've written so far. Haven't really come down this path before, so I guess we'll just have to see what happens here. Also not really sure why I went the wrestling route. But I like it. Time for some hummus and online TV reruns.
write about wrestling
link the anatomy terms--
instant board review
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