airplane troll

I forgot about a funny story from yesterday that I meant to tell you all.  Here it is.

So i was walking down that makeshift hallway thing from the gate to the plane yesterday and I was standing in the line there to enter the plane and find my seat like a normal person when I noticed something strange.  The guy behind me in line, instead of standing an appropriate distance directly behind me as is standard line waiting protocol, would walk to my left and stand even with me in the line.  At first I thought he did it by accident or was looking for something that maybe he could only see from the left of the jetbridge, so I sort of ignored it. But around the 9th time we moved forward 4 feet and he walked right up to my side but didn't acknowledge me I started to wonder.  Eventually he fell in line behind me but I started thinking of what possible reason he had to do that.  And by started to wonder I mean I'm about to make up like 5 reasons right now that I think are funny and probably have to do with farts.  So here they are.

1) Blatantly real life trolling me and he's actually just a boss
2) Guy behind him keeps farting and he wants to get away from the source
3) He decided it would be funny to fart on me but had to get at least even with me first
4) Was hoping that I would let him onto the place first so he could crop dust me in the aisle all the way to his seat
5) Thought I'm cute and couldn't get enough of looking at my face in line
6) Thought I was Woody Harrelson and the first 7 times he looked he couldn't tell.

I think those are all the possible reasons for his actions.  So that's my story.  I'm out.