So for my online class I have to comment on people's posts on the discussion board, and it is literally impossible to write anything serious on the internet. How am I supposed to write things that aren't jokes or about skateboarding? There is no chance I don't write something inappropriate by accident and get in trouble. Stupid blog. Ruining my academic career.
in other news I have a new addition to my wall decorations. It is, wait for it, A GIANT CLASS SCHEDULE. Anna decided that 2 semesters as EC wasn't self punishment enough so she decided to be secretary this semester. First order of business- make a new class schedule for the front of the class. Instantly blows up in her face. Literally 50 complaints. 'the schedule is too small. I cant read it. It's too shiny and i cant read through the glare. the fonts are too hard to read.' That was just one person's complaint too. Just stream of consciousness whining with no transitions between sentences. Just walked up and said those sentences and walked away. That didn't actually happen but you get what I'm talking about. Welcome to Logan, Anna. If you do something in student government, you will get constant beatdowns. That's just the way it works. SO. Long story short, Anna is making a new giant class schedule and I got to keep the old one. 2 square feet of color and font coordinated schedule glory on my wall. The best part-my eyes are still too bard to read it without my glasses on. Stupid eyes.
By the way, I don't really see how "long story short" makes sense grammatically. I get that it's a saying, but shouldn't we at least try to make it make sense? It feels silly writing things that make no sense. hot pajama banana.
Time to go watch some internet TV and then maybe work out. I'm gonna try a new strategy for taking teh gauze off of my road rash. Get it really wet and then maybe it'll just peel off so I don't have to keep ripping my skin off every 12 hours. It hasn't really been a good system. Let it heal, rip it open. let it heal, rip it open. Here's your haiku
rip off my bandage
make my road rash more rashy
bloody sting cycle
It might take a while when you turn the lights on, but it's safe when I shart cause I got a man-pom
in other news I have a new addition to my wall decorations. It is, wait for it, A GIANT CLASS SCHEDULE. Anna decided that 2 semesters as EC wasn't self punishment enough so she decided to be secretary this semester. First order of business- make a new class schedule for the front of the class. Instantly blows up in her face. Literally 50 complaints. 'the schedule is too small. I cant read it. It's too shiny and i cant read through the glare. the fonts are too hard to read.' That was just one person's complaint too. Just stream of consciousness whining with no transitions between sentences. Just walked up and said those sentences and walked away. That didn't actually happen but you get what I'm talking about. Welcome to Logan, Anna. If you do something in student government, you will get constant beatdowns. That's just the way it works. SO. Long story short, Anna is making a new giant class schedule and I got to keep the old one. 2 square feet of color and font coordinated schedule glory on my wall. The best part-my eyes are still too bard to read it without my glasses on. Stupid eyes.
By the way, I don't really see how "long story short" makes sense grammatically. I get that it's a saying, but shouldn't we at least try to make it make sense? It feels silly writing things that make no sense. hot pajama banana.
Time to go watch some internet TV and then maybe work out. I'm gonna try a new strategy for taking teh gauze off of my road rash. Get it really wet and then maybe it'll just peel off so I don't have to keep ripping my skin off every 12 hours. It hasn't really been a good system. Let it heal, rip it open. let it heal, rip it open. Here's your haiku
rip off my bandage
make my road rash more rashy
bloody sting cycle
It might take a while when you turn the lights on, but it's safe when I shart cause I got a man-pom
The grammatical inaccuracy lies not in the aforementioned phrase, but in the author's improper use of said phrase. The phrase "long story short" is indeed not a phrase at all, but a bastardization of a completely grammatically sound and very useful expression, "To make a long story short." Herein lies your mistake: by deleting the words "to," "make," and "a," the author is ruining the integrity of this glorious piece of locution, systematically rendering the expression useless. I would ask the author to please get your facts straight, because I am a man, and I am 40. Thank you.
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