first day of class today. Syllabus day. I hate when professors actually teach on their first day. Just let me zone out all day and send like 130 text messages. I'm only human, and I absolutely cannot listen to you lecture my first day back in this prison classroom. My back abrasion is leaking all over my clothes, I have no paper to take notes on, and I have like a bazillion classes after this, so just please let me stare absent mindedly at people around me. Have a little heart.
You never really notice how much your skin moves until you have removed a large chunk of it. Although I would like to say that showering in the morning wakes you up a lot more when it burns for like 30 seconds. I know this is weird but I actually kinda like it. Joint pain is not fun, but scrapes and bruises kinda feel good. That might make me crazy, but I'm sticking to it.
Excuse me Mr. Bus driver? are you going back to delaware?
I have an online class where we have weekly discussions and I think having this blog is gonna make me either kill it or fail horribly at my discussion posts. Either this has made me really good at channeling my thoughts or it's made me even more scattered and incoherent. Only time will tell. If I fail "Psychology of the Athlete" I blame all of you for encouraging this.
Does it bother anyone else how often football analysts say the word 'football' when they talk on tv? that's the only sport that they say the name of their sport so often. "Now this man is a great football player. He's got a great football IQ. Just take a look at this football play right here. He secures the football and makes a great football move to get into the open field. Just an outstanding football player making great football plays." Sounds like overcompensation for stealing the name from another sport. We get it, your sport is called football. For whatever reason we just let them say whatever they want. NO LONGER! I will not stand idly by while football analysts butcher our language that we stole and kinda changed from the original english! No more making up words like physicality, escapability, or any of those other stupid words. This isn't a bud light commercial, and you can't just add "ity" to the end of words to make them into nouns. And calling things football __________'s just makes you sound stupid. Stupid Merryl Hodge and his huge tie knots. Attention short people: having huge tie knots makes you look even smaller. It's exactly the same as putting on a shirt that's way too big for you. Stop with the huge tie knots. you're not helping your cause.
By the way, I'm curious about this. If English people invented the english language, and they say soft R's, are we pronouncing R wrong? or did they start saying hard R's and then just decide it wasn't worth it anymore? Did they just start singing everything and decide that hard R's sound bad in sung english? Does anyone have a real answer to this? Somebody with a yahoo answers account ask that. I have a yahoo answers account. But somebody else ask it. just copy and past sentences 2-3 of this paragraph. I think it sums up the topic very nicely, which also makes me wonder why I'm still writing about this. Next.
Ok it's almost go time, so here's your haiku.
attention short guys
no more quadruple windsors
we get it, you're big.
They call me the regular sized tie knot advocater (or rstka [pronounced {wrist'-kah}] for short)
They also call me the improper parentheses and bracket orderer.
Oh and they call me van ripplehausen.
You never really notice how much your skin moves until you have removed a large chunk of it. Although I would like to say that showering in the morning wakes you up a lot more when it burns for like 30 seconds. I know this is weird but I actually kinda like it. Joint pain is not fun, but scrapes and bruises kinda feel good. That might make me crazy, but I'm sticking to it.
Excuse me Mr. Bus driver? are you going back to delaware?
I have an online class where we have weekly discussions and I think having this blog is gonna make me either kill it or fail horribly at my discussion posts. Either this has made me really good at channeling my thoughts or it's made me even more scattered and incoherent. Only time will tell. If I fail "Psychology of the Athlete" I blame all of you for encouraging this.
Does it bother anyone else how often football analysts say the word 'football' when they talk on tv? that's the only sport that they say the name of their sport so often. "Now this man is a great football player. He's got a great football IQ. Just take a look at this football play right here. He secures the football and makes a great football move to get into the open field. Just an outstanding football player making great football plays." Sounds like overcompensation for stealing the name from another sport. We get it, your sport is called football. For whatever reason we just let them say whatever they want. NO LONGER! I will not stand idly by while football analysts butcher our language that we stole and kinda changed from the original english! No more making up words like physicality, escapability, or any of those other stupid words. This isn't a bud light commercial, and you can't just add "ity" to the end of words to make them into nouns. And calling things football __________'s just makes you sound stupid. Stupid Merryl Hodge and his huge tie knots. Attention short people: having huge tie knots makes you look even smaller. It's exactly the same as putting on a shirt that's way too big for you. Stop with the huge tie knots. you're not helping your cause.
By the way, I'm curious about this. If English people invented the english language, and they say soft R's, are we pronouncing R wrong? or did they start saying hard R's and then just decide it wasn't worth it anymore? Did they just start singing everything and decide that hard R's sound bad in sung english? Does anyone have a real answer to this? Somebody with a yahoo answers account ask that. I have a yahoo answers account. But somebody else ask it. just copy and past sentences 2-3 of this paragraph. I think it sums up the topic very nicely, which also makes me wonder why I'm still writing about this. Next.
Ok it's almost go time, so here's your haiku.
attention short guys
no more quadruple windsors
we get it, you're big.
They call me the regular sized tie knot advocater (or rstka [pronounced {wrist'-kah}] for short)
They also call me the improper parentheses and bracket orderer.
Oh and they call me van ripplehausen.
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