Kansas is just like Missouri. Surprise surprise. Given we were only like 15 minutes across the border, but it's the same. Who would have thought that two midwestern states with such similar geography and climate could be so similar?
So I had some fun this weekend, and also some not so fun. Learned some good stuff, learned some stuff I don't care about. But I guess that's why you play the game. And by play the game I mean go to technique seminars. Because you never know what you'll like or not like. Also sometimes you just gotta blast SI joints and CT junctions all day. My spine will never recover.
I was watching Saturday Night Live last night and to my surprise it was really funny! Given Alec Baldwin was the host so it had to be good because that guy is a super boss. By the way, do yourself a favor and watch National Geographic Channel's Road to Infinity narrated by Alec Baldwin. Your mind will be blown. There is no way they can know that much about space. Come on Alec, don't lie to me. We can't even send a person to Mars but we know about individual stars galaxies away? You ain't got to lie Alec, you ain't got to lie. Tell me about nebulas and those giant fire ring things all you want but don't act like you know about white dwarf 32b459t in the pinwheel galaxy.
But anyway, about SNL, they played this game that I thought was going to be celebrity jeopardy but turned out to be called "Who's on Top?" which, as you may or may not have guessed by the title depending on if you have seen this skit or how perverted your mind is, is a hypothetical game about if two celebrities had gay sex who would be on top. THAT is a funny game. Alec Baldwin was really good at it. I know it was scripted and all, but I was really impressed with his gay sex position determination skills. I guess that's why he is head of the Film Actor's Guild.
Well I really need to go exercise somehow and also study, because I have a pathology test on Tuesday. That should be un-fun. But for now, I will console you with a haiku
driving to kansas
there are lots of porno stores
that are arcades too
They call me the ice cream swindler
So I had some fun this weekend, and also some not so fun. Learned some good stuff, learned some stuff I don't care about. But I guess that's why you play the game. And by play the game I mean go to technique seminars. Because you never know what you'll like or not like. Also sometimes you just gotta blast SI joints and CT junctions all day. My spine will never recover.
I was watching Saturday Night Live last night and to my surprise it was really funny! Given Alec Baldwin was the host so it had to be good because that guy is a super boss. By the way, do yourself a favor and watch National Geographic Channel's Road to Infinity narrated by Alec Baldwin. Your mind will be blown. There is no way they can know that much about space. Come on Alec, don't lie to me. We can't even send a person to Mars but we know about individual stars galaxies away? You ain't got to lie Alec, you ain't got to lie. Tell me about nebulas and those giant fire ring things all you want but don't act like you know about white dwarf 32b459t in the pinwheel galaxy.
But anyway, about SNL, they played this game that I thought was going to be celebrity jeopardy but turned out to be called "Who's on Top?" which, as you may or may not have guessed by the title depending on if you have seen this skit or how perverted your mind is, is a hypothetical game about if two celebrities had gay sex who would be on top. THAT is a funny game. Alec Baldwin was really good at it. I know it was scripted and all, but I was really impressed with his gay sex position determination skills. I guess that's why he is head of the Film Actor's Guild.
Well I really need to go exercise somehow and also study, because I have a pathology test on Tuesday. That should be un-fun. But for now, I will console you with a haiku
driving to kansas
there are lots of porno stores
that are arcades too
They call me the ice cream swindler
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