this video literally defines my life.
oh my jesus that is just absolutely perfect. little bro just keeps chompin away like nothing even happened. But mom gets a big fat F on reaction here. What does your kid have to do to get a reaction from you mom? I mean talk about playing favorites. Little Johnny over there gets all the air time because he knows how to chew, and Mary off to the right is dropping golden turds of comedy and she gets absolutely nothing. I'm upset. What country do we live in where parents can just abuse their children like this? I'm calling child protective services. This girl needs to be put into my custody immediately. Can I feed her? no. clothe her? not a chance. Raise her to be a productive member of society? I can't even do that to myself. But what I can do is nurture the crap out of her (see what I did there) god-given comedic timing ability. She's got 2 words, and she knows to not waste them when she's off camera. She doesn't use them right away in the video. She doesn't nag mom for camera time. She just waits. Like a vulture stalking shia labuff when he runs away from the camp in holes. Then mom puts the camera on her. SHE STILL GIVES IT A SECOND. you can't teach that. then BOOM. bomb dropped all over your face. you don't even know what happened. One second you're watching a tree and the next a roflcopter drops a lmaotom bomb all over lol city. Thank you little girl. You are a true inspiration to us all.
I got new shoes today. They're pretty sick. HUF makes sick things. Consider this an official endorsement. I expect my check in the mail soon Keith. I bought your shoes when you were on DVS when I was like 15, and I still buy your products today. You skate like a boss and you make apparel like a boss too.
By the way I'm starting to reconsider my initial thoughts about where I'm gonna go to clinic. let me tell you why. THERE IS A CLINIC LITERALLY 50 FEET FROM THE SKATESHOP I BOUGHT MY SHOES AT TODAY. Sorry for the internet screaming but I'm psyched. ALSO there is a Vetta right down the road from there so I can ref there too (vetta is an indoor soccer place that I already ref at. they have multiple locations). Oh and there's a BETTER skatepark like 10 minutes from there too. So don't think I'm rethinking my model for picking clinic, I have just stumbled across some VERY pertinent information. VERY. pertinent.
Okie doke it's time for me to close this blog up, but here is your haiku
I've done some thinking
about who i think is the
sneakiest johnson
He's such a sneaky johnson that he's not even a johnson anymore! you wouldn't even know he was a johnson so you couldn't know that he was a sneaky johnson. this paragraph made no sense.
YOU HAD TO HAVE SEEN IT (I hope somebody reading this gets that joke)
oh my jesus that is just absolutely perfect. little bro just keeps chompin away like nothing even happened. But mom gets a big fat F on reaction here. What does your kid have to do to get a reaction from you mom? I mean talk about playing favorites. Little Johnny over there gets all the air time because he knows how to chew, and Mary off to the right is dropping golden turds of comedy and she gets absolutely nothing. I'm upset. What country do we live in where parents can just abuse their children like this? I'm calling child protective services. This girl needs to be put into my custody immediately. Can I feed her? no. clothe her? not a chance. Raise her to be a productive member of society? I can't even do that to myself. But what I can do is nurture the crap out of her (see what I did there) god-given comedic timing ability. She's got 2 words, and she knows to not waste them when she's off camera. She doesn't use them right away in the video. She doesn't nag mom for camera time. She just waits. Like a vulture stalking shia labuff when he runs away from the camp in holes. Then mom puts the camera on her. SHE STILL GIVES IT A SECOND. you can't teach that. then BOOM. bomb dropped all over your face. you don't even know what happened. One second you're watching a tree and the next a roflcopter drops a lmaotom bomb all over lol city. Thank you little girl. You are a true inspiration to us all.
I got new shoes today. They're pretty sick. HUF makes sick things. Consider this an official endorsement. I expect my check in the mail soon Keith. I bought your shoes when you were on DVS when I was like 15, and I still buy your products today. You skate like a boss and you make apparel like a boss too.
By the way I'm starting to reconsider my initial thoughts about where I'm gonna go to clinic. let me tell you why. THERE IS A CLINIC LITERALLY 50 FEET FROM THE SKATESHOP I BOUGHT MY SHOES AT TODAY. Sorry for the internet screaming but I'm psyched. ALSO there is a Vetta right down the road from there so I can ref there too (vetta is an indoor soccer place that I already ref at. they have multiple locations). Oh and there's a BETTER skatepark like 10 minutes from there too. So don't think I'm rethinking my model for picking clinic, I have just stumbled across some VERY pertinent information. VERY. pertinent.
Okie doke it's time for me to close this blog up, but here is your haiku
I've done some thinking
about who i think is the
sneakiest johnson
He's such a sneaky johnson that he's not even a johnson anymore! you wouldn't even know he was a johnson so you couldn't know that he was a sneaky johnson. this paragraph made no sense.
YOU HAD TO HAVE SEEN IT (I hope somebody reading this gets that joke)
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