I ripped a hole in the sole of my skate shoe today. Time for some new shoes. That means it's time for my favorite thing.
SHOE SHOPPING
Really though I hate that song it makes me really mad. I'm listening to it right now and I'm getting more and more upset. this song sucks.
Back to shoe shopping. I am super psyched for this. Going on down to the skate shop tomorrow, and I don't even know where to start. This is always the best day. NEW SHOES DAY. Such a big decision though. These will be on my feet for probably the next like 6 months, if not more because you never skate much in the winter. I must make a good choice. I must focus.
Speaking of big decisions, I get to pick my student clinic in like a month. They had some people come in and talk to us today, and they did tell us to pick our clinic based on location, and since one clinic is located down the street from a skatepark, it looks like I will be taking the advice of my professors and picking the skatepark by the clinic. I mean clinic by the skatepark. Best part about that last sentence is that it was completely by accident.
Today I realized that the brain homonculus has no genitalia on it. I think I figured out why. There is literally a tiny brain in everyone's penis. Girls you get no second brain. Sorry. I'm pretty sure that's what the Y chromosome is for. I dont have any evidence (yet) but I am like 95% sure that this is the case. It wakes up at puberty and that's why you get all of those mysterious boners at weird times of the day. I think that once I graduate they will tell the whole graduating class about the penis brain. It's probably the best kept secret in all of history, right up there with the illuminati and how jesus got out of that tomb and why dogs like the taste of poop. When they tell us I will laugh at them because I already know. And then I will be killed. Stupid secret societies, always killing people. Hey guys, maybe if you would stop killing people you wouldn't have to be a secret anymore. You ever think of that? You could just hang out and stuff, maybe stop wearing robes and masks. Think about it. You might like it.
I want ice cream so bad right now. In related news I got a haircut today.
Who wants to go on a road trip with me? I'm pretty sure I wanna plan a trip for my next spring break. Given, it will be based on good skateparks, but I would also like to go through like national/state parks and stuff. Like camping and cool stuff like that. Also concerts or something? I dunno, just the best week ever or something like that. I'm not tryin to get my hopes up too high. Just preferably the best week of my life. Anybody wanna make that happen? No? Alright cool I'll just go by myself. No big deal.
Alright this seems like a good place to stop. Here's your haiku.
new shoes tomorrow
shorter hair than yesterday
this blog's losing steam
Oh I came up with a good idea today. I guess good isn't really the right adjective. I came up with an idea today that made me laugh. Instead of giving spare change to homeless people, giving them the rest of your gift cards when you don't use it all. On a scale of throwing it out without a second thought to serial killing spree, how mad do you think they would get? What about giving them like an itunes gift certificate. Think they would call you out on it? Like Hey buddy thanks for the free music on the computer I don't have because I'm homeless, maybe I can donate this to someone more fortunate than me.
Yep that's a good place to end for the day.
SHOE SHOPPING
Really though I hate that song it makes me really mad. I'm listening to it right now and I'm getting more and more upset. this song sucks.
Back to shoe shopping. I am super psyched for this. Going on down to the skate shop tomorrow, and I don't even know where to start. This is always the best day. NEW SHOES DAY. Such a big decision though. These will be on my feet for probably the next like 6 months, if not more because you never skate much in the winter. I must make a good choice. I must focus.
Speaking of big decisions, I get to pick my student clinic in like a month. They had some people come in and talk to us today, and they did tell us to pick our clinic based on location, and since one clinic is located down the street from a skatepark, it looks like I will be taking the advice of my professors and picking the skatepark by the clinic. I mean clinic by the skatepark. Best part about that last sentence is that it was completely by accident.
Today I realized that the brain homonculus has no genitalia on it. I think I figured out why. There is literally a tiny brain in everyone's penis. Girls you get no second brain. Sorry. I'm pretty sure that's what the Y chromosome is for. I dont have any evidence (yet) but I am like 95% sure that this is the case. It wakes up at puberty and that's why you get all of those mysterious boners at weird times of the day. I think that once I graduate they will tell the whole graduating class about the penis brain. It's probably the best kept secret in all of history, right up there with the illuminati and how jesus got out of that tomb and why dogs like the taste of poop. When they tell us I will laugh at them because I already know. And then I will be killed. Stupid secret societies, always killing people. Hey guys, maybe if you would stop killing people you wouldn't have to be a secret anymore. You ever think of that? You could just hang out and stuff, maybe stop wearing robes and masks. Think about it. You might like it.
I want ice cream so bad right now. In related news I got a haircut today.
Who wants to go on a road trip with me? I'm pretty sure I wanna plan a trip for my next spring break. Given, it will be based on good skateparks, but I would also like to go through like national/state parks and stuff. Like camping and cool stuff like that. Also concerts or something? I dunno, just the best week ever or something like that. I'm not tryin to get my hopes up too high. Just preferably the best week of my life. Anybody wanna make that happen? No? Alright cool I'll just go by myself. No big deal.
Alright this seems like a good place to stop. Here's your haiku.
new shoes tomorrow
shorter hair than yesterday
this blog's losing steam
Oh I came up with a good idea today. I guess good isn't really the right adjective. I came up with an idea today that made me laugh. Instead of giving spare change to homeless people, giving them the rest of your gift cards when you don't use it all. On a scale of throwing it out without a second thought to serial killing spree, how mad do you think they would get? What about giving them like an itunes gift certificate. Think they would call you out on it? Like Hey buddy thanks for the free music on the computer I don't have because I'm homeless, maybe I can donate this to someone more fortunate than me.
Yep that's a good place to end for the day.
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