this has been quite the vacation. It was cool. Story time.
Yesterday I skated for like 2.5 hours and at the end i bombed this hill. I turned down the street backside and my new slippery wheels started skidding at like 25+ mph. Needless to say I ate it and took what was probably the gnarliest slam of my life and it was AWESOME. I literally slid on asphalt for like 20 feet on my back and then did a backward somersault (which i just spelled correctly on my firs try) onto my feet. No head slam, and only some minor elbow and wrist jam, along with some pretty sweet road rash on my left back-butt junction. Slams are so sick. So is going fast. So fast slams are doubly sick. I was so psyched and it just confirmed my theory that everyone should slam every once in a while. It's like that feeling when you chew really minty gum and you can breathe a lot better. It's like brain biofreeze.
Ok i kinda have to pack now because I'm leaving in less than 2 hours and I also have to do other stuff before I go, like change my gauze so I don't leak all over my clothes. Just thought I would let you all know how rad my fall was yesterday.
Also I saw some kid with meth teeth yesterday. I was gonna put a link to a picture of meth teeth but it was too gross for some of my younger readers (zisk). Really though, it's super gross. Don't do meth guys. Apparently you can get meth teeth from other drugs too. Don't do percosets either. it's not good for you
don't google meth teeth
it will make you gag real hard
threw up in my mouth.
Realy though. Meth teeth are gross.
If you live in missouri, I'll see ya there. If you're anywhere else, I will see you on another time
latisonthemenjay.
Yesterday I skated for like 2.5 hours and at the end i bombed this hill. I turned down the street backside and my new slippery wheels started skidding at like 25+ mph. Needless to say I ate it and took what was probably the gnarliest slam of my life and it was AWESOME. I literally slid on asphalt for like 20 feet on my back and then did a backward somersault (which i just spelled correctly on my firs try) onto my feet. No head slam, and only some minor elbow and wrist jam, along with some pretty sweet road rash on my left back-butt junction. Slams are so sick. So is going fast. So fast slams are doubly sick. I was so psyched and it just confirmed my theory that everyone should slam every once in a while. It's like that feeling when you chew really minty gum and you can breathe a lot better. It's like brain biofreeze.
Ok i kinda have to pack now because I'm leaving in less than 2 hours and I also have to do other stuff before I go, like change my gauze so I don't leak all over my clothes. Just thought I would let you all know how rad my fall was yesterday.
Also I saw some kid with meth teeth yesterday. I was gonna put a link to a picture of meth teeth but it was too gross for some of my younger readers (zisk). Really though, it's super gross. Don't do meth guys. Apparently you can get meth teeth from other drugs too. Don't do percosets either. it's not good for you
don't google meth teeth
it will make you gag real hard
threw up in my mouth.
Realy though. Meth teeth are gross.
If you live in missouri, I'll see ya there. If you're anywhere else, I will see you on another time
latisonthemenjay.
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