guys, I have personally read my post from yesterday twice, and I have 2 thoughts:
1) I am awesome
2) My internal narrative has terrible grammar
This semester I decided to change my seat, which so far has been pretty good. My only problem is that I don't really sit by anyone that I can make comments to throughout lecture. I used to sit by Alex, but since he's not in my class for the most part I felt like that seat held too many memories and I would be haunted by them if I stayed. So, I made a decision today that I think will make for good blog material. Here is an experimental new segment called "Out of context one-liners."
1) "I've vaporized some lube in my day"
2) "not if you get botox"
Expect a lot more of those in the future, because I really didn't decide to start doing this till like 10:00 today which sounds pretty early until you realize that I've already had 3 of my 7 thursday classes by then. I wake up before the sun comes up now, so that's pretty exciting.
Yesterday I played soccer with people from school for the first time this semester, and it was fun. After playing sports with these people for a year now, they still have not comprehended my sweatiness. I'm being told sweatiness is not a word, but I'm sticking with it. Now let me say first of all that I don't blame them. I'm a freak. I'm hardly used to it myself. It's very confusing how I can lose that much water on a day to day basis and not be dead. I don't really remember what my second of all was going to be.
I have added more decorations to my wall. Don't worry, it's not another toilet paper roll. That won't be for another 6 weeks or so. No, this is real art. As you may recall, I have recently acquired the nickname "the pig whisperer." What I may have not told the rest of you is that I was given what I will call a certificate of my pig whispering that very same night. So here it is, everyone. The newest decoration on my wall. Posting this picture has literally taken me 20 minutes because photo booth takes pictures backwards and for whatever reason it won't save as is after I flip it. Stupid old computer and your inability to do easy things. Before you get to see it I'm going to tell you what I ended up having to do to get it to save in the right orientation. Stupid preview.
I took the picture, made it full screen, took a screen shot, opened the picture of the picture, then cropped that picture to make it look like the original picture, and then saved it so I could upload it. OK that sounds not that hard but it's annoying and I'm entitled because I'm in generation Y. Here's the picture of my glorious new wall art.
Notice how the pig with the stegosaurus tail is labeled "pig" so I know what animal I am whispering. This was cause of much debate about whether or not the label was necessary, and whether or not I was confused by the label. When push came to shove, it didn't matter because they also call me the decider and I decided the point was moot.
When I'm rich, in the winter I'm going to figure out how to have fake sun in my room when I wake up. This waking up in the dark stuff is crap. I'm gonna have to sync up my alarm clock to a lamp or something, or just get an artificial sun. Whichever is easier, I'm not picky. I just want an artificial sun. Right Brit? I just want my own personal source of light, heat, and energy that sustains life on a planet. I just want one of those.
It's laundry time now. Gotta go fetch las ropas. That's probably spanish for clothes. I learned that word in the 7th grade, so it could have changed since then. After all, if I learned it in the 7th grade it must have been invented then. By the way, thanks for all the positive feedback on my shart story. I'll be sure to tell more stories like it whenever they happen
going to kansas
leave tomorrow afternoon.
wait. kansas? really?
That's right folks. In the past 3 months, I will have been to arkansas, alaska, and kansas. What am I doing with my life?
1) I am awesome
2) My internal narrative has terrible grammar
This semester I decided to change my seat, which so far has been pretty good. My only problem is that I don't really sit by anyone that I can make comments to throughout lecture. I used to sit by Alex, but since he's not in my class for the most part I felt like that seat held too many memories and I would be haunted by them if I stayed. So, I made a decision today that I think will make for good blog material. Here is an experimental new segment called "Out of context one-liners."
1) "I've vaporized some lube in my day"
2) "not if you get botox"
Expect a lot more of those in the future, because I really didn't decide to start doing this till like 10:00 today which sounds pretty early until you realize that I've already had 3 of my 7 thursday classes by then. I wake up before the sun comes up now, so that's pretty exciting.
Yesterday I played soccer with people from school for the first time this semester, and it was fun. After playing sports with these people for a year now, they still have not comprehended my sweatiness. I'm being told sweatiness is not a word, but I'm sticking with it. Now let me say first of all that I don't blame them. I'm a freak. I'm hardly used to it myself. It's very confusing how I can lose that much water on a day to day basis and not be dead. I don't really remember what my second of all was going to be.
I have added more decorations to my wall. Don't worry, it's not another toilet paper roll. That won't be for another 6 weeks or so. No, this is real art. As you may recall, I have recently acquired the nickname "the pig whisperer." What I may have not told the rest of you is that I was given what I will call a certificate of my pig whispering that very same night. So here it is, everyone. The newest decoration on my wall. Posting this picture has literally taken me 20 minutes because photo booth takes pictures backwards and for whatever reason it won't save as is after I flip it. Stupid old computer and your inability to do easy things. Before you get to see it I'm going to tell you what I ended up having to do to get it to save in the right orientation. Stupid preview.
I took the picture, made it full screen, took a screen shot, opened the picture of the picture, then cropped that picture to make it look like the original picture, and then saved it so I could upload it. OK that sounds not that hard but it's annoying and I'm entitled because I'm in generation Y. Here's the picture of my glorious new wall art.
Notice how the pig with the stegosaurus tail is labeled "pig" so I know what animal I am whispering. This was cause of much debate about whether or not the label was necessary, and whether or not I was confused by the label. When push came to shove, it didn't matter because they also call me the decider and I decided the point was moot.
When I'm rich, in the winter I'm going to figure out how to have fake sun in my room when I wake up. This waking up in the dark stuff is crap. I'm gonna have to sync up my alarm clock to a lamp or something, or just get an artificial sun. Whichever is easier, I'm not picky. I just want an artificial sun. Right Brit? I just want my own personal source of light, heat, and energy that sustains life on a planet. I just want one of those.
It's laundry time now. Gotta go fetch las ropas. That's probably spanish for clothes. I learned that word in the 7th grade, so it could have changed since then. After all, if I learned it in the 7th grade it must have been invented then. By the way, thanks for all the positive feedback on my shart story. I'll be sure to tell more stories like it whenever they happen
going to kansas
leave tomorrow afternoon.
wait. kansas? really?
That's right folks. In the past 3 months, I will have been to arkansas, alaska, and kansas. What am I doing with my life?
i JUST WANT it!
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