well guys, we got another fantastic google search to find my blog. This is one of my favorites, because this person seems like they're really concerned about what they're searching for. I'll give this one a separate paragraph too because it's pretty awesome.
"need to poop all morning. can't poop"
How worried about your constipation do you have to be to google that? Also who doesn't know the word "constipated"? I don't know why this poop-filled person from the UK googled that, but I would like to thank him or her for making my day a little bit better.
I had one more thing I wanted to add to my list last night, but now I can't remember what it was. I really need to start writing these things down. Is that taking this too far? If I think of topics ahead of time? I can't even tell anymore. I'm in too deep.
My phone is doing weird stuff, kinda like how Alex was sleeping at the bar the other week (joke for 2 people). Every time I lock the screen, it brings up the screen with all my previous calls and then it locks. The call button unlocks the phone and also locks it sometimes. I think it's time I got a new phone. Even though I've only had this particular one since May....woops. Note to self; don't break your next phone, because the replacement ones are super crappy and you end up buying like 4 more of them.
Today I got a serious urge for a night skate mission. I used to go out on those things all the time. One time I saw a cross-dresser peeing in a closed car wash on a night mission. One time I tore my ACL on a night mission. I think I've only been on one since then. It's like playing sports under the lights, but with the added excitement that you might get arrested. Everything is more exciting when you might get arrested. I read something that some dude wrote about going to the skatepark at like 30 years old and how weird it was being the old dude at the park. I can't wait to get to the park with all my clinic gear and sphygmometer and stuff with me in like a year and a half. They will call me Dr. Nollie Flip.
I just took like an hour and a half break from this and I completely forget what my train of thought is. I guess I'll just write a haiku. I didn't study today. I think that was a bad choice. Oh well. It's just grad school right?
zone out on the couch
feels like i just took a nap
i need to stand up
this song kills it.
"need to poop all morning. can't poop"
How worried about your constipation do you have to be to google that? Also who doesn't know the word "constipated"? I don't know why this poop-filled person from the UK googled that, but I would like to thank him or her for making my day a little bit better.
I had one more thing I wanted to add to my list last night, but now I can't remember what it was. I really need to start writing these things down. Is that taking this too far? If I think of topics ahead of time? I can't even tell anymore. I'm in too deep.
My phone is doing weird stuff, kinda like how Alex was sleeping at the bar the other week (joke for 2 people). Every time I lock the screen, it brings up the screen with all my previous calls and then it locks. The call button unlocks the phone and also locks it sometimes. I think it's time I got a new phone. Even though I've only had this particular one since May....woops. Note to self; don't break your next phone, because the replacement ones are super crappy and you end up buying like 4 more of them.
Today I got a serious urge for a night skate mission. I used to go out on those things all the time. One time I saw a cross-dresser peeing in a closed car wash on a night mission. One time I tore my ACL on a night mission. I think I've only been on one since then. It's like playing sports under the lights, but with the added excitement that you might get arrested. Everything is more exciting when you might get arrested. I read something that some dude wrote about going to the skatepark at like 30 years old and how weird it was being the old dude at the park. I can't wait to get to the park with all my clinic gear and sphygmometer and stuff with me in like a year and a half. They will call me Dr. Nollie Flip.
I just took like an hour and a half break from this and I completely forget what my train of thought is. I guess I'll just write a haiku. I didn't study today. I think that was a bad choice. Oh well. It's just grad school right?
zone out on the couch
feels like i just took a nap
i need to stand up
this song kills it.
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