PHILLIPINES

This is how they speak english in the phillipines:

"what the appeearance that we have in carrot"

 

I don't really know how that got them to this site, but more power to em.  All hail the internet for vague connections across the world.  I didn't even know they had computers in the phillipines.  you learn something new every day.  isn't that where manny pacquiao is from? I'm gonna go ahead and assume that manny pacquiao is reading my blog regularly.  That being said, will you fight floyd maryweather already?  just do the freaking drug tests.  You won't miss that tiny amount of blood.  Everybody wants to see it.  I get it, you're a senator now but just fight the guy.  He's scared of you.  I don't know anything about boxing but just fight em.  for posterity.

3 more finals to go.  24 hours from now I'll just have one garbage final left and then i get to go home. for the win.  

Just figured I'd let you know that manny pacquiao is reading my blog, we we're about to blow up big time.  And by you i mean me.  So get ready to get mad when I sell out and then you can complain to each other about how much cooler I was before I got famous and you can brag to your friends about how you knew me back when I was nobody.  I know none of that is gonna happen except the me getting super famous and rich part but it happens in all the movies so I assumed that's how it works in real life.

3 more finals left

manny pacquiao loves me

just like jesus does

I bet you didn't see that last line coming.  They call me the 14th apostle.  You know, because in Dogma Chris Rock was Rufus the 13th apostle.  They left out the only 2 black apostles.  Racism.