expansion

we got a new country that I have invaded everyone.  The great nation of Norway is the latest country that has taken a liking to this fantastic website.  Shout out to Norway.  I don't know anything about Norway except that my boy Daniel is from there.  Something tells me that Daniel didn't google "pants whit hol on the knee" because Daniel can speak english.  I think it's really cold there.  It's national animal is the elk.  Next topic.

So I'm supposed to write a paper on this bacteria that I was supposed to narrow down in microbiology.  I don't remember how to write a paper.  I suck at writing, as you can tell.  This little blog experiment isn't helping either.  If any of my old english teachers read this blog I think they would retroactively fail me and revoke my high school diploma, which I assume would nullify my college degree.  But I would probably still be in chiropractic school because, let's be honest, we're fake doctors anyway.  Sorry Mr. Hart, Ms. Brackman, Ms. Kelsch, and whoever else has been my english teacher at some point in my educational career.  I hope you guys never find this.

I would like to bring back another segment due to popular demand.  And by popular demand I mean one person told me that they thought it was funny (thanks Brit).  This segment is called "did Drew sweat while sitting down today?"
Yes. I did sweat while sitting down today.

I played soccer today with a guy I met at rugby practice.  He showed me pictures of himself hand feeding a raccoon.  HOW COOL IS THAT.  The thing was literally sitting in his lap eating chicken out of his hand.  Personally I assume every raccoon has rabies so there's no way I would have done that.  Not trying to get that rhabdovirus all up in my system.  Still feeding wild animals  is cool.  I think. 

Time for a haiku.

raccoons eat chicken
i lack basic grammar skills
this blog's a failure

Well finals start this friday so expect a lot of facts of the day.  They call me the studier.  Really they don't  call me that but I hope to be studying a lot for the next 10 days.  10 days is a long time.  Maybe they won't really be calling me the studier after all.  But seriously, someone make me study.  I lack discipline.

My birthday is in 10 days.  I demand presents from all of you.  I'm turning 22, which will be my first symmetrical age since I was 11.  I imagine that I will have a lot of deja vu this upcoming year.

Well that's all I have to say for today.  This took way too long.  They call me Mr. Distractable.