I know it's late but I felt like I should give you guys a little something-something. By the way, that phrase looks way worse written than it does sounded out. There's no letter combo to describe that throat catch that you do when you say that. "suhtm suhtm"? "suh-mm suh-mm"? but i digress.
So i reffed soccer again tonight. same people. same teams. way different. It seems as though when you tell people that they will get thrown out if they behave like children, they realize that they're adults now. Even douchey kid who told me that my effort was "poor" came up to me after the game and apologized and said himself that he was just being a baby. All seemed right with the world. And then my keys got stolen.
Stolen is a harsh word. My keys were on the table at 8:00 and then they were not on the table nor were they anywhere near the table at 9:00. The way I see it, here are the things that could have happened to them in descending order of likelihood:
1) Someone mistook them for their own keys and took them
2) Someone deliberately stole my keys to spite me
3) A wild animal came to the table while people were sitting at it and took my keys
4) A young wizard who had not attended Hogwarts yet made them disappear by accident because said wizard cannot control his magic yet
5) God made my keys disappear
6) The table ate my keys
I think that's a pretty solid list. I know i should really put my money on #1 because it seems like such a sure thing, but I like the odds on #4. Not quite an impossibility like #6, but a small bet would get me a pretty good return. If I'm feeling bold, I would take #4. And you know what they say. Fortune favors the bold.
And to think all this time I thought that was a dos equis slogan. I'm a huge idiot.
Here's your haiku before I go to bed. I got tests tomorrow people. Can't be doin this stuff all night
eat roast beef in bed
i dropped some on the carpet
eat it anyway
I'm not gonna let em catch me no. Not gonna let em catch the midnight blogger.
So i reffed soccer again tonight. same people. same teams. way different. It seems as though when you tell people that they will get thrown out if they behave like children, they realize that they're adults now. Even douchey kid who told me that my effort was "poor" came up to me after the game and apologized and said himself that he was just being a baby. All seemed right with the world. And then my keys got stolen.
Stolen is a harsh word. My keys were on the table at 8:00 and then they were not on the table nor were they anywhere near the table at 9:00. The way I see it, here are the things that could have happened to them in descending order of likelihood:
1) Someone mistook them for their own keys and took them
2) Someone deliberately stole my keys to spite me
3) A wild animal came to the table while people were sitting at it and took my keys
4) A young wizard who had not attended Hogwarts yet made them disappear by accident because said wizard cannot control his magic yet
5) God made my keys disappear
6) The table ate my keys
I think that's a pretty solid list. I know i should really put my money on #1 because it seems like such a sure thing, but I like the odds on #4. Not quite an impossibility like #6, but a small bet would get me a pretty good return. If I'm feeling bold, I would take #4. And you know what they say. Fortune favors the bold.
And to think all this time I thought that was a dos equis slogan. I'm a huge idiot.
Here's your haiku before I go to bed. I got tests tomorrow people. Can't be doin this stuff all night
eat roast beef in bed
i dropped some on the carpet
eat it anyway
I'm not gonna let em catch me no. Not gonna let em catch the midnight blogger.
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