GOOD MORNING INTERNET

so apparently I'm only good at waking up when I don't get enough sleep.  Normally I try to be asleep by like 11 or so but the past few nights I've gone to bed at like one and I just snap into awakedness.  Also awakedness is not a word according to blogger.com's red squiggly line.  Here is the key to waking up I think--i'll wait for you to get something to write this jewel down.  got it? ok good--make your alarm freakishly loud.  Like ear drum rupturing loud.  That way your brain freaks out and you're catapulted into consciousness.  I don't know about you but I like to wake up scared.  If I was to make an analogy for how loud your alarm should be it would be as follows:

alarm:loudness::cologne:sex panther

You should feel the sting.  WAKE UP! WAKE UP NOW! I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG BECAUSE THERE IS A REALLY LOUD NOISE AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS PLEASE MAKE IT STOP OH GOD OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP I DON'T WANT TO DIE I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR oh it's just your "maggie's farm" ringtone on your phone?  alright that's cool just hit snooze and good luck getting back to sleep.

now THAT'S how you wake up.

Since I didn't get to blog yesterday I would like to cover "did Drew sweat sitting down today?" but retroactively.
Yesterday I did sweat while sitting down.

Ok my time is somewhat limited this morning because I have to go to this thing called "class."  I don't know if you've heard of it.  Apparently you just sit there and listen to people talk for an extended period of time.  It's amazing how relevant anchorman is to real life.  So what I'm getting at is here's your haiku.

woke up this morning
sympathetic nerves firing
also need to poop

One more thing.  Actually nope.  I really need to poop.  Well, see ya later.

They call me the worm getter.