Well everyone, this will be my last post for about a week. I know that you are all upset because I can see the tears on your faces through the internet portal that all bloggers have access to once they reach 8 followers. Good luck reaching that huge accomplishment. It takes minutes of effort every 30 hours or so to achieve this sort of following.
But back to the point. I will be killing it super hard this week on this gigantic boat. I am gonna eat so much food. EVERYTHING IS A BUFFET. Be surprised if I don't come back 10 pounds heavier. Also I'm planning on meeting my next girlfriend on this cruise that I will eventually go on a trip to europe with. More importantly, I will have little to no access to the information superhighway aka interweb aka internet or my cellular telephone, so don't bother trying to get in contact with me. Your efforts will be futile, unless you have seen taken enough times to learn how to find people. Good luck.
On a final note, I would like to tell you all that I went on a night skate mission with an actual crew tonight and it was a dream come true. None of you will understand the extent of how much I enjoyed myself tonight. The past 3 days have been unreal. How unreal you ask? They've been so awesome that I have nothing funny to say because I can't complain about anything and nothing lame has happened. There are a bunch of funny stories, but none that I would like to commit to the vast memory of the internet.
I have to go to sleep now. I hope all of your weeks are as excellent as mine will be, but really I'm just patronizing you because my life will be better than all of yours for the next 8 days.
I will leave you with one haiku:
being me is cool
doing cool stuff all the time
they call me smooth cat
I am officially on vacation..................NOW
But back to the point. I will be killing it super hard this week on this gigantic boat. I am gonna eat so much food. EVERYTHING IS A BUFFET. Be surprised if I don't come back 10 pounds heavier. Also I'm planning on meeting my next girlfriend on this cruise that I will eventually go on a trip to europe with. More importantly, I will have little to no access to the information superhighway aka interweb aka internet or my cellular telephone, so don't bother trying to get in contact with me. Your efforts will be futile, unless you have seen taken enough times to learn how to find people. Good luck.
On a final note, I would like to tell you all that I went on a night skate mission with an actual crew tonight and it was a dream come true. None of you will understand the extent of how much I enjoyed myself tonight. The past 3 days have been unreal. How unreal you ask? They've been so awesome that I have nothing funny to say because I can't complain about anything and nothing lame has happened. There are a bunch of funny stories, but none that I would like to commit to the vast memory of the internet.
I have to go to sleep now. I hope all of your weeks are as excellent as mine will be, but really I'm just patronizing you because my life will be better than all of yours for the next 8 days.
I will leave you with one haiku:
being me is cool
doing cool stuff all the time
they call me smooth cat
I am officially on vacation..................NOW
I've always wanted to go on a cruise for vacation and meet a girl and long distance date her for a year and go to germany/austria with her family and subsequently be broken up with without any real explanation as to why. That's the dream. I hope this comes true for you, Drew. Also, it would be really cool if she went to school 8 hours away from you so you never really had to see her, which is obviously the best kind of girlfriend to have while in college/grad school. If her parents DO invite you to Europe, don't get suckered into paying for part of it... that would make the whole trip seem a lot less worth it after you get dumped. "Here's $1000, Mr. & Mrs. Grilfriend's-Parents. I'll never see you again!" That's be so humiliating.
ReplyDeleteI'll miss your blog terribly this week.
They call me "the-kid-that-actually-happened-to."