BOOM I remembered what I wanted to write about. It's 2 things. Here goes.
1) I hate when people walk with their arms out really wide. Hey buddy, we get it. You like lifting and you're the biggest baddest guy out there. Put down those imaginary suitcases and swing your arms like a normal person. The same goes for people whose hands are always facing backwards. Next time you walk behind a really fat person or someone carrying invisible suitcases, look at their hands. Guaranteed they'll be facing straight back at you. I don't know why that bothers me but it does. It doesn't make any sense.
2) People who don't wash their hands in public bathrooms. Come on. You can't be in that big of a hurry. People like you caused the spanish flu and black death. We can all smell your poop and now you're gonna do the 2 second water rinse? I can still see the poop on your hands, and now I have to open the same door as you, and I hate being that weird dude who opens the door with his elbow or still holding a paper towel. People look at you like you're the freak for not wanting other people's poo on your hands. Sorry that I like to not eat poop guys. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there. I've taken microbiology, and I know all about the oral-fecal route of disease. I'm not trying to get diarrhea because you think bacteria don't exist. There should be a law that you have to wash your hands in a public bathroom. If you don't want to wash your hands in your own house that's your business, but I need some government intervention here. Step up Obama. I know you really have no control over any laws or anything and the job of a president is essentially to be a scapegoat for everything that goes wrong, but I'm gonna go ahead and put this one on you. I don't care about unemployment or health care or any of that. Just get people to wash their freaking hands after they poop. Alright I think that's enough on this topic.
I have to get back to studying now but I felt as though you all knowing my opinion on these 2 topics was vital to all of your lives. And as the saying goes, "Everything I say is important."
wash hands after poop
keep diarrhea to self
courtesy flush please?
I found this online. I don't know who he is but he's got a mean shank.
Good day.
1) I hate when people walk with their arms out really wide. Hey buddy, we get it. You like lifting and you're the biggest baddest guy out there. Put down those imaginary suitcases and swing your arms like a normal person. The same goes for people whose hands are always facing backwards. Next time you walk behind a really fat person or someone carrying invisible suitcases, look at their hands. Guaranteed they'll be facing straight back at you. I don't know why that bothers me but it does. It doesn't make any sense.
2) People who don't wash their hands in public bathrooms. Come on. You can't be in that big of a hurry. People like you caused the spanish flu and black death. We can all smell your poop and now you're gonna do the 2 second water rinse? I can still see the poop on your hands, and now I have to open the same door as you, and I hate being that weird dude who opens the door with his elbow or still holding a paper towel. People look at you like you're the freak for not wanting other people's poo on your hands. Sorry that I like to not eat poop guys. Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there. I've taken microbiology, and I know all about the oral-fecal route of disease. I'm not trying to get diarrhea because you think bacteria don't exist. There should be a law that you have to wash your hands in a public bathroom. If you don't want to wash your hands in your own house that's your business, but I need some government intervention here. Step up Obama. I know you really have no control over any laws or anything and the job of a president is essentially to be a scapegoat for everything that goes wrong, but I'm gonna go ahead and put this one on you. I don't care about unemployment or health care or any of that. Just get people to wash their freaking hands after they poop. Alright I think that's enough on this topic.
I have to get back to studying now but I felt as though you all knowing my opinion on these 2 topics was vital to all of your lives. And as the saying goes, "Everything I say is important."
wash hands after poop
keep diarrhea to self
courtesy flush please?
I found this online. I don't know who he is but he's got a mean shank.
Good day.
fat people and jacked people of the world!! please, exercise your rhomboids and middle traps... for drew's sake.
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