don't really have anything to say today. i guess i'll just start a rant about something and then take it too far.

I really want to see harry potter 7.2 in 3D.  I would say on my list of things that I want to do the most, it would be third behind go home and skateboard.  Those first 2 are essentially continually my top 2.  Everything else I can kinda take or leave.  I read something today about our generation having too high of an expectation for our jobs and having too high of an opinion of ourselves, and I gotta say that I was offended by how spot on it was.  This exact thought goes through my head every day--"I can't wait to graduate so I can make 6 figures working 4 days a week and have my own private skatepark within 6 months of finishing school.  Also I am so awesome." 

Maybe not those exact words but essentially every time I have a lapse in (ya I just zoned out twice while writing this sentence thinking about my future skatepark) my train of thought that's where my brain goes.  I don't know if everyone thinks like that, but I assume that they do because I can't grasp a concept of consciousness that isn't exactly like my own.  This post is starting to annoy me, so let's change gears.

I'm going through serious ipod withdrawal here everyone.  I hate the radio so much.  You know what happens when I'm listening to the radio and a song I don't like comes on? I sit there and listen to it anyway because changing the station is exhausting. 

Also I saw something on the internet that was funny.  I don't know how funny it will be to the rest of you, but it was funny to me.  Not like classic youtube dog being scared by its own fart funny, but nonetheless funny.  I also like saying nonetheless.  Makes me feel smart.  Here's the video. I'm sure at least 2 of the 8 people that will read this will think it's funny.  And that makes it blog-worthy.

I've been wearing bro socks a lot recently.  Like those ones but black and less lacrosse gear.  I gotta tell ya, I am killing these 3/4 socks.  Still kinda self-conscious about them because I still feel like a hipster but hell, I have a blog so I guess 3/4 socks isn't the lamest thing I do.  Yes, I still kind of hate the fact that I write these things every day.  Having some serious cognitive dissonance here.  I'll do the math and show you why.

people who write blogs=lame
me=awesome
people who write blogs=me

You see, that's the transitive property. a=b, b=c, so a=c.  but in my case, a and c are not lining up.  My self-image is being torn at all the seams and I'm having serious emotional turmoil here, and I do it all for you.  You're welcome. 

I'm gonna write the next sentence with no vowels and see if it's still readable.  smhw ths sms lk t wnt wrk, nd ts rlly (y's K) hrd t wrt wtht vwls.

Ya that sucked.  Experiment failed.  Government funding pulled.  Reputation destroyed. Imminent suicide.  I think i need to go outside.  skateboarding time.

They call me the shoelace destroyer.