well it is night time and I am here writing a web log. I think they might start calling me nightblogger. He was one of my favorite xmen growing up. Along with gambit and wolverine. I love X Men. that new movie that just came out killed it so hard. Loved every second of it. I wished it would never end. If only magneto and charles could have reconciled their differences, maybe our lives would be much different now. It's real life ok? I get it, I'm a nerd and I have no friends.
Speaking of not having any friends, here's a skateboarding related paragraph. Today I went to go skate at the high school parking lot that I frequent and right after I got warmed up on the nicest day of the summer so far (78 and mostly sunny) guess what happens? You won't be able to guess unless you're alex or anna and I have told you this already, because my wheel fell off. Stupid trucks, only taking 4 years of getting beat down before you have a minor yet devastating problem. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? that's right. black jesus. tupac rest in peace.
So that kinda bummed me out. It was gonna be such a good sesh too. I was just feelin it, ya know? cruising around, throwin 360 flips around, doin little backside blunt powerslides. Oh you don't know? because everyone who reads this is an adult and doesn't skate? Oooooooooooh ok. i'll move on then
I had the biggest food baby today. I ate like a pound and a half of watermelon and a bunch of tortilla chips. My body had no idea what to do. SO MUCH WATER! NOW SO MUCH SALT! WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS ISOTONIC EXTRACELLULAR FLUID? come on bro, send it to the kidneys. They always know what to do. I might not be able to tell you exactly what they do because that stuff is stupid, but I bet I had plenty of ANP secretion. that's right body. pee out that excess fluid and salt. maintain that homeostatic balance and make sure i have a reasonable amount of water in my plasma so can maintain a normal blood pressure. Remember kids; it's not magic, it's science.
Shout out to Erglegrew, I hope you made it into the woods that one day when we left you in the elevator of christiana west tower. I like to think that you found a wheel somewhere out there that you could sit under while the other mice ran on it. You really were a crappy mouse.
Here are my top 3 favorite nicknames for girls at Pencader circa 2008:
3. Stephanie
2. Garfield
1. Slagathor
Slagathor is just pure genius. Shout out to Dr. Kelso. Ha. That clip will always be funny.
Tomorrow is my last class of the semester. Then only 9 exams and I finally get to go home. It's been a very strange semester and I'm really not sure what to think of it. Right now I'm doing a slow motion montage in my head of highlights of the semester. Back hoe. My boy Jason. upper thigh tan. naps. blog. burritos. 360 flips. This song in the background. I'm feeling sentimental tonight guys. Just go with it.
I just remembered home when I roam. Somebody get me the mp3 of that song asap. I need it really badly. "The moon was full as we HEADED south. casting SHAdows on the highWAY." Oh my god that song is good. Right now the city is asleep and I just feel so alive. This post has a lot of jokes that don't cross my whole friend repertoire. Guys, I'm gonna need you all to meet up and exchange all the stories you can think of so that I can just talk about everything I think is funny all the time. I'm tired of asking people if I've told them that story. I do it like 10 times a day. Let me just get this one out of the way for those of you who don't know it. This is the sportscenter version, so it's gonna be brief. Also it is about briefs.
One time I pooped my pants a little bit during a crew race and then I gave the underwear to my friend's mom because we slept at their house that night and she washed them and gave them back to me.
I'm not sure if this friend of mine even knows the story but I think he can probably figure out who he is if he reads this. Somehow every time I've told a new friend of mine that story they have still been my friend afterward. I think that means that I'm doing a good job picking friends.
I bet that story somehow gets me a blog view from croatia or something like that.
well here is your haiku. I think this blog went pretty well.
skateboard is broken
one time i pooped in my pants
sorry to big fein
There is a 100% chance writing that story online comes back to haunt me one day. yay internet!
Speaking of not having any friends, here's a skateboarding related paragraph. Today I went to go skate at the high school parking lot that I frequent and right after I got warmed up on the nicest day of the summer so far (78 and mostly sunny) guess what happens? You won't be able to guess unless you're alex or anna and I have told you this already, because my wheel fell off. Stupid trucks, only taking 4 years of getting beat down before you have a minor yet devastating problem. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? that's right. black jesus. tupac rest in peace.
So that kinda bummed me out. It was gonna be such a good sesh too. I was just feelin it, ya know? cruising around, throwin 360 flips around, doin little backside blunt powerslides. Oh you don't know? because everyone who reads this is an adult and doesn't skate? Oooooooooooh ok. i'll move on then
I had the biggest food baby today. I ate like a pound and a half of watermelon and a bunch of tortilla chips. My body had no idea what to do. SO MUCH WATER! NOW SO MUCH SALT! WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THIS ISOTONIC EXTRACELLULAR FLUID? come on bro, send it to the kidneys. They always know what to do. I might not be able to tell you exactly what they do because that stuff is stupid, but I bet I had plenty of ANP secretion. that's right body. pee out that excess fluid and salt. maintain that homeostatic balance and make sure i have a reasonable amount of water in my plasma so can maintain a normal blood pressure. Remember kids; it's not magic, it's science.
Shout out to Erglegrew, I hope you made it into the woods that one day when we left you in the elevator of christiana west tower. I like to think that you found a wheel somewhere out there that you could sit under while the other mice ran on it. You really were a crappy mouse.
Here are my top 3 favorite nicknames for girls at Pencader circa 2008:
3. Stephanie
2. Garfield
1. Slagathor
Slagathor is just pure genius. Shout out to Dr. Kelso. Ha. That clip will always be funny.
Tomorrow is my last class of the semester. Then only 9 exams and I finally get to go home. It's been a very strange semester and I'm really not sure what to think of it. Right now I'm doing a slow motion montage in my head of highlights of the semester. Back hoe. My boy Jason. upper thigh tan. naps. blog. burritos. 360 flips. This song in the background. I'm feeling sentimental tonight guys. Just go with it.
I just remembered home when I roam. Somebody get me the mp3 of that song asap. I need it really badly. "The moon was full as we HEADED south. casting SHAdows on the highWAY." Oh my god that song is good. Right now the city is asleep and I just feel so alive. This post has a lot of jokes that don't cross my whole friend repertoire. Guys, I'm gonna need you all to meet up and exchange all the stories you can think of so that I can just talk about everything I think is funny all the time. I'm tired of asking people if I've told them that story. I do it like 10 times a day. Let me just get this one out of the way for those of you who don't know it. This is the sportscenter version, so it's gonna be brief. Also it is about briefs.
One time I pooped my pants a little bit during a crew race and then I gave the underwear to my friend's mom because we slept at their house that night and she washed them and gave them back to me.
I'm not sure if this friend of mine even knows the story but I think he can probably figure out who he is if he reads this. Somehow every time I've told a new friend of mine that story they have still been my friend afterward. I think that means that I'm doing a good job picking friends.
I bet that story somehow gets me a blog view from croatia or something like that.
well here is your haiku. I think this blog went pretty well.
skateboard is broken
one time i pooped in my pants
sorry to big fein
There is a 100% chance writing that story online comes back to haunt me one day. yay internet!
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