pure silliness

I made an awesome sandwich today for lunch. chicken patty, egg, cheese, BBQ sauce, hot sauce.  Let me tell you, eating poultry (even things loosely based on poultry like chicken patties) with eggs is fantastic.  Definitely a huge slap in the face to the chicken community, but nonetheless a fantastic combo.    You know what else? I really like the little end piece of bread for sandwiches.  It's a better size for things like eggs and chicken patties, both of which are huge components of my diet.  I would say my diet is roughly 1/3 chicken patty.  Such convenience and acceptable taste, especially since I have the taste buds of a 5 year old.

That's me.  So I wear blue contacts, so what?  The ladies love blue eyes.  It's not like I won best eyes of my high school class by playing fair.  if you're not cheating, you're not trying.

I see you Bill.  Just playin dumb, stalking your prey.  Kinda like me and Hong Kong and India.  In other Patriots related news, we picked up Albert Haynesworth today.  I look forward to that not working out.  Dude is a disaster.  The things that come up when you let google finish your search for Albert Haynesworth are "stomp"  "highlights" "lays down" "gurode" and "fight"  You don't want a guy on your team whose highlights (which I assume include the stomp and laying down) are about as important to his career to his stomping on somebody's face, laying down, fighting, and whatever the hell gurode means.  I'm being told gurode is the guy whose face he stomped. 

So just to recap.  3/5 things most commonly searched for in regards to albert haynesworth are when he stomped on some guy's face.  1/5 is his laying down on the field.  1/5 is at least somewhat about his play.  Go Football!  I think I hate sports

Speaking of sports, I went to rugby practice yesterday.  I think that I'm gonna develop into a thoroughly average rugby player and I wish I had played in college.  I would probably be a huge meathead with pretty severe alcoholism, but the sport woulda been fun.  I haven't tackled somebody in a long time, and I'm kinda looking forward to it.  I imagine it will be like slamming really hard, but instead of concrete it will be on grass and people.  I think I would rather fall on people than concrete.  Higher water content in people.  That picture isn't quite relevant, but I'm gonna allow it.

Haiku time.  I'm not really sure how this segment has lasted longer than all of my other segments, but so far I like it.
Billy Belichick
don't take no crap off Haynesworth
Pride, power, badass

That was as close as I could get in a haiku to capturing the essence of that scene in cool runnings.  Also I think this is my first Cool Runnings reference in my blog.  Disappointing Drew.  That is now what they call me.

Speaking of awesome movies, here is something that makes me giggle

Now, Joi may be a Ho fo sho, but she's got a point.  You ain't got to lie, Craig.  You ain't got to lie.  So much wisdom.  Let's take a second and ponder that in a segment I will now call "a lot of lines skipped means a lot of time has passed"
















I'm sticking with Disappointing Drew today.