I slept with my contacts in both nights this weekend. Surprisingly my eyes don't hate me. Shout out to my eyes for being understanding. Thanks guys.
I am very out of clothes right now. Whoever decided to make laundry machines run on quarters clearly didn't know how difficult it is to keep quarters on hand. It's not 1960 bro. People don't have change anymore. At least I don't. and everyone knows that everyone else does exactly what I do.
The color of the day today is turquoise in honor of my favorite hat that I always forget is awesome. They call me the hat artist.
Raichu will now write you a haiku. Also I don't know if I've mentioned this but for those of my readers who were never into pokemon, raichu is the evolved form of pikachu. But really if you didn't already know that, then I don't know why you read this.
Pokemon is sweet
I might be a nerd, but hey
nerds rule the whole world
I think I've peed like 7 times today. One of them was a double pee, like that time after chemistry in the smith bathroom freshman year of college but nowhere near as long. Remember Tim? So much pee. It was like Austin Powers pee but like the real life version and not as British.
I just looked for like 10 minutes for the clip from Little Giants where the kid gets hit so hard he talks out of his butt. That is from little giants right? somebody help me out here. hint- google-ing (googling? googleing?) "little giants talk out of butt" will not help you find it, and it will get you red flagged by the people from to catch a predator. So you'll have to settle for this clip.
Spike don't play with girls. Didn't you hear?
of course i remember this. it's one of my all time fondest bathroom memories. i was amazed, disturbed, turned on, disturbed again, and then just a little confused, which i followed up with complete exhaustion from feeling all those things.
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