today it is hot out.
I'm starting to think that I'm actually the sweatiest person alive. If I had been alive in a period in history where water was scarce, I would be dead. No chance I would survive in the desert. Or maybe I just have a whole lot of extra water weight. Maybe I'll try not drinking water for like a week and see what happens.
I scraped off (most of) my calluses today with a so-called "callus remover." One of them still had a blister under it. It was pretty gross. So much dead skin. Although that's kind of a misnomer because technically all of your surface skin is dead. We'll go ahead and call that the fact of the day.
For the next few days I'm gonna have a segment called "Did I sweat while sitting down today?"
Today I did sweat sitting down.
Does anybody know why kangaroos are only in Australia? Are they even isolated there? Are there actually kangaroos in all sorts of places and for whatever reason people just decided that they were to be associated with Australia? Also I don't like typing Australia. It doesn't really fit with my little kid typing style.
After watching most of the first 3 seasons of breaking bad, I have come to the conclusion that my decisions to neither be addicted to nor cook crystal meth were both good decisions. Thanks Mom and Dad.
Here is your meth related haiku:
crystal meth is bad
it makes your teeth look like twigs
please do not smoke meth.
I think that was the most responsible thing I have written on this blog.
They call me the publog service announcer.
That one was a stretch.
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