monsoon

Today it rained. Really hard.  I got out of my car and ran to the front door of my building and the gutter was literally spitting water up into my face Forrest Gump Style.  Way to go gutter.  Way to figure out a way to make water flow up.  It took me like 3 seconds to figure out what was going on.  Here is my thought process as a get to the front door:

"Wow thank god I'm out of the rain and under the overhang over the door.  This is way less wet than being out in the massive downpour going on right now.  Wait, why am I getting way more wet right now? How is water going up my nose?  Oh right the metal pipe designed to safely take water away is spraying me in the face somehow.  That makes sense.  Go America!"

I swear that's exactly how it went.

Alright I'm not sure if this video is gonna work but this is me skateboarding.  Not only am I moderately psyched on this trick, but if this video upload works, then you're all gonna have to get ready for some serious video blogs.  It's gonna get real weird up in here. Or maybe I'll just slack off and put more pictures in.  who knows? you'll have to keep reading to find out.

Also I would like to introduce a new segment called "Facts."  Here is your fact:
Plasma cells are terminally differentiated B-Lymphocytes.

Here's Raichu's daily haiku for you:
it is wet outside
i will eat jello inside
it's kinda scrumptious

Today was a good day.

I think the people who live above me just bought a giant stone statue that they are dragging along the ground every few minutes.  It's probably a lion.  I need more art in my apartment.  All I have is this.  I hope you can all see that.  Alex probably can't.  Sorry Alex.

The color of the day is wet.
I know wet's not a color.  But this is my blog and I do what I want.


I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna miss the space program.  I don't know if it actually does anything useful or not, but it seems like a huge step back to not be going into space anymore.  If that's what is even happening.  Something is going on. I don't know.  This paragraph is the most decisive paragraph anyone has ever written.

And that's why they call me the Decider.