more butt related stuff

so last night i set my facebook status as "washing my butt" and it got an overwhelming "like" response.  It seems as though my friends are trying to tell me something.  Hey german guy who is psyched on my blog, what could it be?

Oh. just figured it out.  I smell bad.  And the smell is coming from my butt.  Got it.

More huge news--two views from hong kong today.  I love the internet, and the internet world loves me.  What are the chances that these are even people from these foreign IP addresses?  Someone help me out here, because I'm suspicious.  I bet it's foreign government keeping their eyes on the best and the brightest in america.  you're welcome, america.  Now all of our foreign competition thinks we're all idiots even more than before.  Now we can sneak attack them.  Somebody think up  a way to attack hong kong.

Just kidding guy from hong kong.

Speaking of hong kong, when I was a kid growing up in china, my favorite soccer team was liverpool. Suck it Zisk.

They call me the facebook picture isolater.

Apparently Green Thumb really liked my haiku yesterday.  Oh by the way I hope you all appreciate that I never use any of your full names so you can't be traced back to this blog when you look for a job in the future and your boss googles you.  You're all welcome.  Here's another butt related haiku, made especially for the lawn doctor.

my butt smelled real bad
I washed it with irish spring
smells like poop clovers

I really don't know why I write about anything that isn't butt related.  it continues to be my best work.  here is your fact of the day.
the colon reabsorbs 90% of the 10% of water that is left in the GI after the small intestine.

that's pretty close to being butt related. They call me the professor.  I could've gone a lot of ways with that professor link.  I believe I made the correct decision.

After all, they do call me the decider.

That was a killer segway to finish this blog.