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today I drove with no pants on.  no shirt on.  no socks on.  Just underwear and sunglasses.  I couldn't help but wonder if people knew if I wasn't wearing pants.  I mean I assume people in giant trucks could if they were trying to take a peek, but can people in normal sized cars tell? definitely not right?  I could just rock out naked and if only regular cars were around nobody would know right?  Ha those things are so ugly.

Today it dawned on me that someday I will actually have a full time job that isn't going to end after the summer.  Somehow that never really clicked.  What am I gonna do when I actually have an income?  Something tells me I'm gonna pick up a serious drug habit or something else ridiculous (ridiculous, spelled with no E).  I'm feeling philosophical right now.  Time to switch gears back into poop jokes.

I held in a poop for like 5 hours today.  Maybe 6.  I kinda had to poop when I woke up and decided (foolishly) to not let it fly before class.  Then by the time 1 oclock rolls around I realized that my butt was about to explode.  all over the place.  but mostly just into my shorts.  I really need to get my poop schedule figured out.  If there is one thing in this world that needs to be in control, it's poop schedule.  You can't be having to poop all willy nilly at all times of the day.  Get it together.  Voila.  more poop gold.  Gold poop.  If that thought doesn't deserve a picture nothing does.

There are a surprising amount of relevant results for golden poop.  I really shouldn't be surprised.  If I think it's awesome then clearly the rest of the world also does.  I should suit up more often.  Next time we go to a real bar/club/whatever they're called, I'm definitely suiting up.  I don't even know if I have a suit.  But i'll figure it out.

After talking with my boy Alex today, I think I'm gonna be a clown chiropractor.  I'll be like patch adams or something but for people with lumbar disc herniations.  I don't see anything that could go wrong with this plan.

Even if I go broke and end up homeless, that's a solid skate spot/bed.  That's not all bad.  Wake up, skate your "house" and then sleep.  I bet I could get good at stealing decks and shoes and stuff.

Ok I just got way too carried away with that train of thought.  This is another one of those times where I realize that I'm actually an idiot.  Big idiot.

Here is your haiku, I guess
sometimes my brain sucks
it likes to wander around
poop poop poop poop poop

When in doubt, poop is funny.  I just counted on my hand how many syllables that last line was.

Here is your fact of the day:
the ascending limb of the loop of Henle is impermeable to water.

At least I'm pretty sure that's right.

Bye Bye. just jump to 3:55 because I can't figure out how to make it go to that part when I make the link.  I know you can do it somehow but it would take me longer to figure that out than it is taking me to write this.  Also this is funnier for me.