blog post #30-something

No greeting today, just jumping into it.

Yesterday I ate donuts and drank beer at the same time.  That got me thinking about the other stupidly unhealthy things I've eaten in my life.  So today we're gonna do a little variation on "what's weirder" and go with "what's unhealthier?"

Today's matchup: Beer and donuts vs. KFC double down. 
Now I know some of your guts (see what I did there?) will want to go straight to the double down, thanks to the hilariousness of its unhealthiness.  HOWEVER, take into consideration that there is stuff in the double down that can actually sustain life.  There's chicken in there.  Assuming the cheese is actually cheese there's some calcium and stuff in there.  There is literally nothing in beer and donuts that is good for you.  In fact, by consuming that much fat and alcohol simultaneously, you're probably exponentially contributing to the cirrhosis of your liver.  Just saying.  Beer and donuts.  Come on.

Today's blog is brought to you by hammocks

obviously my hammock does not look like that one, but I guarantee I will have one of these at one point in my life.  If I don't have one then you will know that I gave up on my dreams and am no longer awesome.  here's your haiku:

Sit in my hammock
write a super awesome blog
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Harry Potter tomorrow night.  this movie is gonna kill it so hard.  how hard you ask? imagine how hard diamonds are, and then imagine a world where everything is made out of diamonds but they have their own version of diamonds that is the hardest thing in their world that's like way harder than diamonds.  So diamond world diamonds.  That freaking hard.

Here's your color of the day.  White.  The best color because it's all of the colors in one.  So whatever color you wanted to be color of the day, you're welcome.

US beat France today in the women's world cup.  Not surprising, since we kill France in everything except being super lame.  But we could beat them in that too if we set our collective minds to it because America freakin kills it all day.

There is a video on my friend's facebook that properly describes how hard america kills it, but since I can't post videos from facebook on this thing you guys don't get to see it.  Alex has seen it.  Sucks for the rest of you.  All 5 of the rest of you.  So sucks for Tim, Matt, Brittany, Finberg, and Shaq.

you know the rules.  Pass it on.

They call me sneak attack mcgruff