i got a new reader tonight. Jay. Jay if you continue to read this blog you will realize that the only reason people keep reading is because I occasionally give personal shoutouts. This is your first one. I hope this holds you over for a while.
I got new cleats today. they're sweet. umbro. Remember when umbro went out of business or something? At least that's what all my friends in the 4th grade told me. I assume they're right because I believe everything I hear or read. This is America, and the free market regulates what is the truth. POLITICAL JOKE! But seriously umbro kills it. And their logo is sick. Simplicity is paramount with logos. That's what new sports teams don't get. Let's compare for a second hockey logos. One of the original 6 vs. some expansion team. Which is better? Obviously the B on the wheel. Be real guys. Shiny logos suck. You know what kills it? adidas. Best logo of all time. They literally monopolized three parallel lines. Every time you see 3 lines, it's adidas. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE. Here is the board meeting for when they decided what the adidas logo should be:
Hey guys, what should be our logo that will define our company forever?
How about 3 lines?
No that's stupid.
How about 3 lines, but like on a slant?
BRILLIANT
And thus concludes the creation of adidas. I love you adidas. You're just so cool.
Tonight at the bar I was talking to some girl that I really didn't want to talk to but was being cordial with anyway, and then she said "Hold on one second I just have to put down my purse." She never came back. I wasn't upset. BUT, I wish more people would just C Woosh it and say "I'm done talking to you." There is no better way to end a conversation than that. C Woosh you're an inspiration. I hope you have fun playing with puppies tomorrow.
guys. I'm playing paintball tomorrow. Guess what I bought in preparation for paintball? A SUIT. I am gonna kill it so hard tomorrow. Just James Bonding all over the place. I'm gonna bond so hard they're gonna call me Covalent Drew (chemistry joke). I'll try to remember to post a picture of how awesome I look at a later date. But probably I'll just forget and blog about how awesome I was. But really I'm not gonna be good at this. But at least I'll look like a boss. Here's your haiku
paintball in a suit
in case nph is there
he'll be gay with me
suit up.
I got new cleats today. they're sweet. umbro. Remember when umbro went out of business or something? At least that's what all my friends in the 4th grade told me. I assume they're right because I believe everything I hear or read. This is America, and the free market regulates what is the truth. POLITICAL JOKE! But seriously umbro kills it. And their logo is sick. Simplicity is paramount with logos. That's what new sports teams don't get. Let's compare for a second hockey logos. One of the original 6 vs. some expansion team. Which is better? Obviously the B on the wheel. Be real guys. Shiny logos suck. You know what kills it? adidas. Best logo of all time. They literally monopolized three parallel lines. Every time you see 3 lines, it's adidas. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE. Here is the board meeting for when they decided what the adidas logo should be:
Hey guys, what should be our logo that will define our company forever?
How about 3 lines?
No that's stupid.
How about 3 lines, but like on a slant?
BRILLIANT
And thus concludes the creation of adidas. I love you adidas. You're just so cool.
Tonight at the bar I was talking to some girl that I really didn't want to talk to but was being cordial with anyway, and then she said "Hold on one second I just have to put down my purse." She never came back. I wasn't upset. BUT, I wish more people would just C Woosh it and say "I'm done talking to you." There is no better way to end a conversation than that. C Woosh you're an inspiration. I hope you have fun playing with puppies tomorrow.
guys. I'm playing paintball tomorrow. Guess what I bought in preparation for paintball? A SUIT. I am gonna kill it so hard tomorrow. Just James Bonding all over the place. I'm gonna bond so hard they're gonna call me Covalent Drew (chemistry joke). I'll try to remember to post a picture of how awesome I look at a later date. But probably I'll just forget and blog about how awesome I was. But really I'm not gonna be good at this. But at least I'll look like a boss. Here's your haiku
paintball in a suit
in case nph is there
he'll be gay with me
suit up.
covalent drew i like that...made me think a little bit...
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