This is gonna be another short post since I need to get some sleep. Busy weekend with dear old dad in town. Plenty of golf and good food. Can always count on that when dad visits. for the win.
I had a question today that needs answering? When were cookies invented? In high school for a couple months they called me the cookie monster. I really do want to know how and when cookies were invented, so somebody figure that out.
Somebody from Lithuania found my blog recently. Like within the past 24 hours recently. Their search to find me? "my shit is gokld." As is your search Lithuanian man. And as are you. I think gold poops would be pretty exciting. What is that guy eating though? Do you think he really has gold poop? What reaction in your body would give you gold poops without you eating something like gold food coloring? Has anyone ever heard of someone having a gold poop? Or do you think this guy is like an aspiring eastern european rapper who was trying to google a lyric or something? That seems like the most plausible explanation. Here is my favorite poop related rap lyric of all time. I hope some of you have heard it before. I know Matty Fresh has. Its message is just so clear and its imagery so fresh. Such a good pun. and what is hip hop without puns?
Hip hop without puns is not good.
Got my first bow tie today. No idea how to tie it yet. I can't wait to learn though, because when I get to clinic I'm gonna have diarrhea clinic attire. It doesn't work as well in this context. Bow tie tuesdays will go into effect in T-minus 11 months. My bow tie collection is gonna flourish. I want plaid ones and ones with animals on them and everything. I'm gonna kill it so hard. they call me Winston Churchill. I don't know why I always think of that clip when I think churchill, but I always do. Maybe I should learn more about history. Churchill punched Hitler in the face or something right? I don't know, we're all doomed because I don't know anything about historical figures or trends in civilization.
Alright time to go to bed. Here's your haiku, because it feels like I haven't written one in a bit.
I'm winston churchill.
saving the world from hitler
for posterity
It's always for posterity.
I had a question today that needs answering? When were cookies invented? In high school for a couple months they called me the cookie monster. I really do want to know how and when cookies were invented, so somebody figure that out.
Somebody from Lithuania found my blog recently. Like within the past 24 hours recently. Their search to find me? "my shit is gokld." As is your search Lithuanian man. And as are you. I think gold poops would be pretty exciting. What is that guy eating though? Do you think he really has gold poop? What reaction in your body would give you gold poops without you eating something like gold food coloring? Has anyone ever heard of someone having a gold poop? Or do you think this guy is like an aspiring eastern european rapper who was trying to google a lyric or something? That seems like the most plausible explanation. Here is my favorite poop related rap lyric of all time. I hope some of you have heard it before. I know Matty Fresh has. Its message is just so clear and its imagery so fresh. Such a good pun. and what is hip hop without puns?
Hip hop without puns is not good.
Got my first bow tie today. No idea how to tie it yet. I can't wait to learn though, because when I get to clinic I'm gonna have diarrhea clinic attire. It doesn't work as well in this context. Bow tie tuesdays will go into effect in T-minus 11 months. My bow tie collection is gonna flourish. I want plaid ones and ones with animals on them and everything. I'm gonna kill it so hard. they call me Winston Churchill. I don't know why I always think of that clip when I think churchill, but I always do. Maybe I should learn more about history. Churchill punched Hitler in the face or something right? I don't know, we're all doomed because I don't know anything about historical figures or trends in civilization.
Alright time to go to bed. Here's your haiku, because it feels like I haven't written one in a bit.
I'm winston churchill.
saving the world from hitler
for posterity
It's always for posterity.
i will never forget the one glorious time i saw my boy young jeezy and when he decided to say that line he went a capella and just screamed the line "i got diarrhea flow cause i shit on ni**as, if when im constipated i still shit on ni**as" such a great moment in my life
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