towel poop

I just did something that I think some of you might enjoy hearing about.  I took a shower, and then dried off in my usual fashion.  Then I was flossing my teeth because gingivitis can lead to heart disease (knowledged) and I had my towel around my waist.  Then I farted.  At first I thought nothing of it, and then I realized that I just poop sprayed the object I use to wipe my whole body off.  Literally the one thing that touches the most parts of my body, and on a daily basis.  Aerosol pooped.  So needless to say I realized what I had done, then finished the rest of the fart, and then threw the towel in my dirty laundry.  But it got me thinking.  How many times have I done this in the past and continued to use the same towel? How much poop have I wiped on myself over the years?  This is an important question.  I think there is a pretty good chance that I have wiped poop on myself tens of times, if not more, over the course of my lifetime.  I think that might have major implications in the way I live my life.  I'm not sure what they are yet, but I will definitely be thinking about it.  And I will continue to update all of you on what I come up with.

Well this is gonna be a short blog because I'm about to leave my house, but I just thought I should share that quick story with all of you.  And by all of you I mean like the 6 of you that read this nonsense.  This is the 8th month that I have written a blog post in.  Not real sure how I feel about that.  8 months and still talking about poop.  Here's your haiku.

january blogs
exactly the same as june
feels pretty OK