so apparently blogger.com has a new interface that I've been neglecting for like 6 months now. Im using it right now. It's sleeker, cleaner, maybe more efficient, but it's got no character. It's bland. Boring. Dull. And I like it. Love it. Gotta have it. God I want ice cream. Not cool coldstone google images. Huge mistake not buying ice cream at the store today, but it's not like google had to rub it in. Gimme a break. I never did anything to you google. Sure I've used Bing a couple of times, but I was just experimenting in college. Everybody was trying it. I never thought you would beat me down like this google. Clearly I'm being punished.
I've been thinking about rearranging my room. My bed is conveniently located right next to my leaky window that makes the area surrounding the window very cold. The only problem is that there is literally no other room organization that makes any sense. So what I'm getting at is there are two options here:
1) keep my room the way it is and be cold all the time.
2) rearrange my room and have it look really stupid.
I think we all know what is going to happen. Welcome to the maze that will be my room. Actually it will probably be pretty OK. Just like it always is.
I came across this artist the other day who makes nature scenes out of food and then photographs them. Dude is a genius. But also it's kind of creepy. I want to buy one but clearly this guy has a food fetish. If I had two bets for how much he weighs it would be under 100 pounds or over 600. But probably under 100 because a really fat dude would have chubby fingers and chubby fingers aren't good with crafts. But then again I kinda have a thing for food and I weigh between 100 and 600 lbs. Oh that reminds me of something. All my professors at school say "heighth" and non-existent words like that. Oh and "eck cetera." Do you know how much it hurts to hear "eck cetera"? (here is where I go on a rant) You know those sounds that you hear through your teeth? The ones that somehow hit the resonance frequency of you liver and makes your brain expand through your skull? It's nowhere near that bad. It's just kind of annoying. And I wish they would stop.
You know what's kind of a funny topic that I haven't discussed yet? unibrows. That will be my whole discussion on this topic.
Who remembers that basketball player who had his own little webpage on the team's website? 10 Internet points to whoever remembers who I'm talking about and finds that site. Even though I think it got taken down. Ok I'm done now. Here is your haiku
Tim to fix my room
keep me from getting around
punish myself now
I've been thinking about rearranging my room. My bed is conveniently located right next to my leaky window that makes the area surrounding the window very cold. The only problem is that there is literally no other room organization that makes any sense. So what I'm getting at is there are two options here:
1) keep my room the way it is and be cold all the time.
2) rearrange my room and have it look really stupid.
I think we all know what is going to happen. Welcome to the maze that will be my room. Actually it will probably be pretty OK. Just like it always is.
I came across this artist the other day who makes nature scenes out of food and then photographs them. Dude is a genius. But also it's kind of creepy. I want to buy one but clearly this guy has a food fetish. If I had two bets for how much he weighs it would be under 100 pounds or over 600. But probably under 100 because a really fat dude would have chubby fingers and chubby fingers aren't good with crafts. But then again I kinda have a thing for food and I weigh between 100 and 600 lbs. Oh that reminds me of something. All my professors at school say "heighth" and non-existent words like that. Oh and "eck cetera." Do you know how much it hurts to hear "eck cetera"? (here is where I go on a rant) You know those sounds that you hear through your teeth? The ones that somehow hit the resonance frequency of you liver and makes your brain expand through your skull? It's nowhere near that bad. It's just kind of annoying. And I wish they would stop.
You know what's kind of a funny topic that I haven't discussed yet? unibrows. That will be my whole discussion on this topic.
Who remembers that basketball player who had his own little webpage on the team's website? 10 Internet points to whoever remembers who I'm talking about and finds that site. Even though I think it got taken down. Ok I'm done now. Here is your haiku
Tim to fix my room
keep me from getting around
punish myself now
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