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Herro everyone. Feels like its been a long time again. Welcome back to the depths of my conscious. It's pretty awesome in here. Hopefully nothing really weird comes out.

I haven't eaten anything yet today, and somehow I'm less hungry than I usually am at this time of day. This revelation has brought me to a glorious new thought--maybe the more I eat, the more I need to eat. Maybe if I just never stop eating I won't ever gain any weight. I believe that this makes sense. But seriously I'm starving someone get me food right now. I'm not gonna make it till 11. I can feel my stomach digesting my duodenum and my duodenum digesting my jejunum and my jejunum digesting my ileum and my cecum spewing poop into my abdominal cavity to try to get the extra few calories left over to my surrounding tissues. It's like when you have a mirror in front and behind you but also with poop everywhere. Welcome back to the blog.

So newt Gingrich won south Carolina's primary on Monday, mostly because he went beast mode all over the moderators face. Did you people see that? "hey newt I heard you did some pretty awful things in your personal life that may have a bearing on whether or not people want to vote for you because they care about the character of the head of their country. Care to comment?"
"nope and you're a jerk for bringing it up. Next."
He might as well have just gone into a karate stance and yelled "BYAAAW!" That takes some serious balls, and everyone knows that people vote for people with balls. Perfect strategy right there. I think he should go even more on the offensive and try to convince the other candidates that they're victimizing him by even running against him. They would have no idea how to respond. If there's one thing we learned from the 2007 new England patriots its that the best defense is an obnoxiously aggressive offense. Nothing bad happened at the end there right? (lalalalala can't hear you)

In related news the patriots and the giants are playing each other in the Super Bowl for the first time ever (lalalalala can't hear you). I look forward to watching espn every day for the next week and a half to see all the new story lines that will come from just this season and not in any way from games or seasons in the past. Should be awesome. I think I'm gonna puke. Here's your haiku

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"Nigel thornberry"

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