It's everyone's favorite blog post time: I JUST FINISHED ANOTHER ROLL OF TOILET PAPER YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! And by just finished I mean fnished yesterday but decided to watch season 1 of 24 instead of blog. Sowhatyouwannafightaboutit?
So if my memory serves me right, and it does, I put on a fresh roll on NOVEMBER 11TH. That's right people. This roll lasted me almost 3 months. But first I must do the calculations to determine how long it actually lasted me. Here we go.
20 (november)+31(december)+31(january)+9(february)=91 days. That's a lot of days. But now we must factor in the days I was not around to use said toilet paper roll. I believe I went home on December 16th and returned on January 9th in the evening. so that is minus 24 days there, and then there was that weekend that I spent completely at Brian Murphy's house, so that's minus 2 days too. Oh ya and Thanksgiving, which is another 5 days. So. 91-24-2-5 brings us to a total of.............60 days on the dot. Within one week of my previous toilet paper usages (53 and 54). And we can attribute that to human error, food consumption habits, and of course, just holding it. Well everyone, as I close the book on roll #3, I have come to another realization: I will certainly be bringing toilet paper with me as I move out of my current apartment in July. It's just a fact. I have 6 rolls of toilet paper left and less than 6 months left in this apartment. Even with the ultraconservative estimate of 50 days/roll, I would have enough toilet paper for 300 days (roughly 10 months). It's math people. The egyptians made it up. Trust me I'm a doctor. And I read stuff.
Ok that is all I really have to say for now. Enjoy your weekend, because I certainly will be enjoying mine too much to blog. Blogger---out. Also here's your gif. This is kinda funny.
So if my memory serves me right, and it does, I put on a fresh roll on NOVEMBER 11TH. That's right people. This roll lasted me almost 3 months. But first I must do the calculations to determine how long it actually lasted me. Here we go.
20 (november)+31(december)+31(january)+9(february)=91 days. That's a lot of days. But now we must factor in the days I was not around to use said toilet paper roll. I believe I went home on December 16th and returned on January 9th in the evening. so that is minus 24 days there, and then there was that weekend that I spent completely at Brian Murphy's house, so that's minus 2 days too. Oh ya and Thanksgiving, which is another 5 days. So. 91-24-2-5 brings us to a total of.............60 days on the dot. Within one week of my previous toilet paper usages (53 and 54). And we can attribute that to human error, food consumption habits, and of course, just holding it. Well everyone, as I close the book on roll #3, I have come to another realization: I will certainly be bringing toilet paper with me as I move out of my current apartment in July. It's just a fact. I have 6 rolls of toilet paper left and less than 6 months left in this apartment. Even with the ultraconservative estimate of 50 days/roll, I would have enough toilet paper for 300 days (roughly 10 months). It's math people. The egyptians made it up. Trust me I'm a doctor. And I read stuff.
Ok that is all I really have to say for now. Enjoy your weekend, because I certainly will be enjoying mine too much to blog. Blogger---out. Also here's your gif. This is kinda funny.
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