As I am watching the Arizona republican debate, I can't help but notice one thing. Those guys say "fundamental" more than anyone I've ever heard in my entire life. Here is how this debate has gone so far:
Moderator--"what is your position on _______?"
Candidate--"well I think Obama has fundamentally changed____and we need to fundamentally change how washington deals with _____ and blah blah blah founding fathers blah blah blah fundamental fundamentals blah blah blah layup lines crisp passes pick and roll yadda yadda yadda" (Wild applause from audience) (also see what I did there?)
I'm pretty sure once I turn 35 I'm gonna run for president in the republican party and just say fundamentally every 6th word or so and I think that will give me a pretty good shot. I'll at least beat out all the women.
But seriously. What are these guys even talking about? Can you really just ramble about stuff you "believe" in and then be president? Do people really fall for that? Since when did believing things become more important than actually saying smart things? Hey America. Stop voting for people with the same "principles" as you and start voting for people who will actually do good things. I've had enough of this garbage. I'm tired of listening to you people try to out conservative each other. Hell, Ron Paul just said that the government shouldn't be involved in education, and it almost sounded reasonable. Good thing presidents really have no control over any domestic issues anyway. I'm just gonna vote for the guy who will bomb the least number of countries.
By the way, how many debates are there going to be? Does anybody know for sure or do they just get together every week and decide "yeah, 3 debates this week sounds good." Also if you want applause you just have to say "that's what's wrong with Washington."
I just wrote a really long political rant and then deleted it. You're welcome.
Also this.
Moderator--"what is your position on _______?"
Candidate--"well I think Obama has fundamentally changed____and we need to fundamentally change how washington deals with _____ and blah blah blah founding fathers blah blah blah fundamental fundamentals blah blah blah layup lines crisp passes pick and roll yadda yadda yadda" (Wild applause from audience) (also see what I did there?)
I'm pretty sure once I turn 35 I'm gonna run for president in the republican party and just say fundamentally every 6th word or so and I think that will give me a pretty good shot. I'll at least beat out all the women.
But seriously. What are these guys even talking about? Can you really just ramble about stuff you "believe" in and then be president? Do people really fall for that? Since when did believing things become more important than actually saying smart things? Hey America. Stop voting for people with the same "principles" as you and start voting for people who will actually do good things. I've had enough of this garbage. I'm tired of listening to you people try to out conservative each other. Hell, Ron Paul just said that the government shouldn't be involved in education, and it almost sounded reasonable. Good thing presidents really have no control over any domestic issues anyway. I'm just gonna vote for the guy who will bomb the least number of countries.
By the way, how many debates are there going to be? Does anybody know for sure or do they just get together every week and decide "yeah, 3 debates this week sounds good." Also if you want applause you just have to say "that's what's wrong with Washington."
I just wrote a really long political rant and then deleted it. You're welcome.
Also this.
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