Back to the blog. Well everyone I hope you had a good weekend because I surely did. And then I came back to school and it beat me down as usual. Hurray! I did get a free pizza today though. That was cool. Can't really complain about free pizza. I got a cool clock too. I'm so hip. Hell if I have a blog I'm gonna be doing hipster stuff alright? Deal with it.
On a pretty exciting note I'm going to Guatemala in 3 days. That's gonna be pretty awesome. Treating all sorts of non-english speaking people. I think that taking a history will be easy for regular patients once I get used to taking one through an interpreter. In reality though I really just decided to go because it's my boy Black Doug's birthday this weekend and I thought it was important to have something else to do. Happy early Birthday Douglass. But really I hope it sucks. But seriously. Happy BIrthday because who knows if I'm gonna blog again before I leave.
Me and Brit stayed at this super sketchy hotel this weekend in Chicago. We referred to it all weekend as "my boy Howard." If you wanna be in a really cool part of Chicago and also be kinda worried that you're gonna get robbed all weekend, stay at my boy howard's. Free parking! Also I was reminded this weekend about how good Jewish people are at making food. I defy you to find an ethnicity that makes better food at every meal than Jewish people. They have breakfast and lunch on lock, and they can tussle with the big boys at dinner, as long as you don't mind not eating pork. Bagels? Glorious deli meats? If you don't like Pastrami you don't deserve to eat ever again. Also I've been to the restaurant that makes those sandwiches. Greatest place on earth. Harolds off the Jersey Turnpike, I think exit 11 or so. Make that 10. If you ever get the chance, go there. The most massive quantities of food I've ever seen. Just look at their menu. I ordered a Cobb salad and it was literally one of those family sized tin pans worth after I had already eaten as much as I can. Like a full pound of bacon in that thing. Fagedaboudit. That's my best New York accent. Haven't really tried to learn that accent.
So I guess I never really blogged about the patriots losing did I? Hold on while I go check. Nope I did not. Well here are my thoughts on it because as you all know this is a sports blog and you come here first for all the latest sports news and highlights. First let me recap what happened in the game for those of you who didn't watch. There was a safety and then the Patriots lost. But let's talk about safeties for a second. Because that was the highlight of the game for me. The safety signal is my second favorite in all of sports. The best one you ask? Obviously illegal man downfield. Way to go football. Just making awesome signals left and right. But back to the superbowl. I have nothing to say. And not because it hurts or because I'm not. I'm not even mad. I'm into grownup stuff now, I got no time for caring about pro sports. I've moved on to big boy stuff like crossword puzzle clocks, skateboarding, spicy mustard, and blog writing. It's 2012 people. We only have like 10 months left here. Use your time for something useful, like blogging even though you just had board reviews tonight and even though you're really smart you're pretty intimidated by this test and really you're just scared to fail because you never really developed a healthy mechanism for dealing with setbacks. I think I should probably go back to talking about farts. Oh Keanu. You always know what to say.
There was kinda a lot of links in that last paragraph. And surprisingly few emotional breakdowns. You know what I've been thinking a fair amount about lately? Aliens. Get ready to get your mind blown/be really confused. So I learned this weekend that some animals can see ultraviolet let and/or infrared light, so some flowers have ultraviolet decorations on them for said animals (mostly insects I think). So what if the aliens didn't reflect light in our visible spectrum? They would be completely invisible to us. And on top of that, what if they had developed x-ray vision instead of vision in our visible light spectrum? We would look like walking skeletons. Why would they wanna talk to a skeleton? Skeletons are scary dude. I bet we just intimidate them. Yeah. That's probably it. Also what if they're gas-based life instead of liquid based? or PLASMA life forms? RIGHT? RIGHT? Hey aliens, I gotchu. You ain't got to be scared. Come hang out with me, it'll be cool. I promise I won't rat you out to the government, because they would kidnap you and dissect you and stuff. Then we'd have a whole district 9 thing going on. Bad news Bears. But really aliens are interesting. That would be rad if they came to visit and didn't kill us and stuff. Aliens 2012.
Well it looks like it's time to go to bed because I'm super tired and I have to wake up early to iron some stuff tomorrow. My first day in clinic clothes tomorrow. Doin work son. They call me Dr. E.W. Seriously, my mom used to call me that. Here's your gif. Bye.
On a pretty exciting note I'm going to Guatemala in 3 days. That's gonna be pretty awesome. Treating all sorts of non-english speaking people. I think that taking a history will be easy for regular patients once I get used to taking one through an interpreter. In reality though I really just decided to go because it's my boy Black Doug's birthday this weekend and I thought it was important to have something else to do. Happy early Birthday Douglass. But really I hope it sucks. But seriously. Happy BIrthday because who knows if I'm gonna blog again before I leave.
Me and Brit stayed at this super sketchy hotel this weekend in Chicago. We referred to it all weekend as "my boy Howard." If you wanna be in a really cool part of Chicago and also be kinda worried that you're gonna get robbed all weekend, stay at my boy howard's. Free parking! Also I was reminded this weekend about how good Jewish people are at making food. I defy you to find an ethnicity that makes better food at every meal than Jewish people. They have breakfast and lunch on lock, and they can tussle with the big boys at dinner, as long as you don't mind not eating pork. Bagels? Glorious deli meats? If you don't like Pastrami you don't deserve to eat ever again. Also I've been to the restaurant that makes those sandwiches. Greatest place on earth. Harolds off the Jersey Turnpike, I think exit 11 or so. Make that 10. If you ever get the chance, go there. The most massive quantities of food I've ever seen. Just look at their menu. I ordered a Cobb salad and it was literally one of those family sized tin pans worth after I had already eaten as much as I can. Like a full pound of bacon in that thing. Fagedaboudit. That's my best New York accent. Haven't really tried to learn that accent.
So I guess I never really blogged about the patriots losing did I? Hold on while I go check. Nope I did not. Well here are my thoughts on it because as you all know this is a sports blog and you come here first for all the latest sports news and highlights. First let me recap what happened in the game for those of you who didn't watch. There was a safety and then the Patriots lost. But let's talk about safeties for a second. Because that was the highlight of the game for me. The safety signal is my second favorite in all of sports. The best one you ask? Obviously illegal man downfield. Way to go football. Just making awesome signals left and right. But back to the superbowl. I have nothing to say. And not because it hurts or because I'm not. I'm not even mad. I'm into grownup stuff now, I got no time for caring about pro sports. I've moved on to big boy stuff like crossword puzzle clocks, skateboarding, spicy mustard, and blog writing. It's 2012 people. We only have like 10 months left here. Use your time for something useful, like blogging even though you just had board reviews tonight and even though you're really smart you're pretty intimidated by this test and really you're just scared to fail because you never really developed a healthy mechanism for dealing with setbacks. I think I should probably go back to talking about farts. Oh Keanu. You always know what to say.
There was kinda a lot of links in that last paragraph. And surprisingly few emotional breakdowns. You know what I've been thinking a fair amount about lately? Aliens. Get ready to get your mind blown/be really confused. So I learned this weekend that some animals can see ultraviolet let and/or infrared light, so some flowers have ultraviolet decorations on them for said animals (mostly insects I think). So what if the aliens didn't reflect light in our visible spectrum? They would be completely invisible to us. And on top of that, what if they had developed x-ray vision instead of vision in our visible light spectrum? We would look like walking skeletons. Why would they wanna talk to a skeleton? Skeletons are scary dude. I bet we just intimidate them. Yeah. That's probably it. Also what if they're gas-based life instead of liquid based? or PLASMA life forms? RIGHT? RIGHT? Hey aliens, I gotchu. You ain't got to be scared. Come hang out with me, it'll be cool. I promise I won't rat you out to the government, because they would kidnap you and dissect you and stuff. Then we'd have a whole district 9 thing going on. Bad news Bears. But really aliens are interesting. That would be rad if they came to visit and didn't kill us and stuff. Aliens 2012.
Well it looks like it's time to go to bed because I'm super tired and I have to wake up early to iron some stuff tomorrow. My first day in clinic clothes tomorrow. Doin work son. They call me Dr. E.W. Seriously, my mom used to call me that. Here's your gif. Bye.
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