Thursday, February 2, 2012

procrastination blog

first test of the semester tomorrow.  Not worried.  Because I'm so smart.  Time for an update on my mystery textboooks.

I got an email from the lady who I assume is sending me all these books.  It said something along the lines of "I sent you some extra books by accident, please do not accept them from UPS when they come.  Uh, sorry lady too late.  Sorry that I'm not home all day making my money by sellling cheap textbooks to college freshmen and I can't deny the UPS guy when he delivers a package at 1:00.  I am kinda skeptical of this lady anyway though.  In the "from" part of her email, it didnt say her email, it said "help me."  What kind of sorcery is this where you are using the from for the title and the title for the body and the body for the second body?  OK maybe not the perfect analogy, but I guess it's like a siamese twin email where the twins have one head and one set of legs but two bodies.  Like an ellipse person, I guess.  I think I just invented a condition type of siamese twin.  Even though that could never happen.  One head, two torsos, one butt, two legs.  I'm not sure if there would be 4 arms or 2.  Haven't thought it through enough yet.  I'll draw it tomorrow during class and decide.  That would be kinda awesome, if you had one brain but 4 arms.  Do you think think when you moved one left arm the other left arm would move too?  Or if you moved like a mirror to yourself in your upper body.  Like your outside arms and inside arms moved simultaneously in the same manner.  I guess that could cause some problems.  You would need some killer proprioception.  This is all very confusing.  I hope you get what I'm talking about.  This was a terrible tangent.  Next topic

OK kinda like that but if they like converged back into one pelvis and lower body.  That would be out of the ordinary.  Dude would be all over the day time talk show circuit.

It's been over 60 here in Missouri for 3 or 4 days straight now.  Also I would like to mention that it's February 2nd.  It seems to me as though something is afoot.  This could be the start of a scooby doo episode.  Something's not right here gang! Let's split up and find out what it is!  Rut Row!  I don't see any ghosts, so let's do an experiment on the effect of carbon dioxide emissions on the ozone layer and the greenhouse effect!  Zoinks scooby!  All this talk about greenhouses is making me hungry!  Heheheheheheheheee!  That would have been a terrible episode.

Well clearly I have nothing worthwhile to say today.  Here's your gif.


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