First actual iPhone blog.

I know I did a mini one on Sunday, but here is my first official iPhone blog. Here we go.

Last night I gave out what I think was my first red card. Here's what happened--a grown woman kicked another grown woman because she thought that a throw in should be for her team instead. That makes sense. No i liked it. Really. Get off my field that doesn't really have lines and where I don't really enforce the rules. Who kicks people? Are you jean Claude van damme? Steven segal perhaps? Bruce lee? Jackie chan? Lu King? Raiden? Do they call you the embarrassingly light shin kicker? No to all of those questions? Ok good. You can leave now.

This feels really weird. It feels like everyone is watching me blog even though nobody pays attention I anything I do. In ortho lab today I literally sat and did nothing for twenty minutes before somebody noticed. They call me silent but deadly. And not just because of my farts. Which happen to be kind of loud actually. Like that one in freshman seminar on that wood desk while Chris mod talked about his kids birthday party. Ha. Farts. Funny every time.

Alright well I think this is gonna be it for now. But I like where this is going. There's definitely a lot of potential for in class blogging. This could replace napping all together. They will call me tired eyes. Because I will never stop blogging. Here's your haiku

Bored in lecture hall
Napping is thing of the past
Blogging my face off

I don't think I can put links in here on the blogger app. I apologize. But not really because in sacrificing my academic career for you here. A little gratitude would be nice.

By the way I didn't get that dictator job. But they did pick another white guy. I guess I'm just not dictator material. Stupid Kim Jong il.