something real fast

Today I learned something that I feel is very important.  If any of you follow the NFL even loosely, you know that there is a wide receiver named Anquan Boldin.  The Patriots now have a cornerback named Antwaun Molden.  This has to be some sort of ploy by Roger Goddell to confuse me right?  I mean, these two have to instantly be mortal enemies dont they?  It would be like if there was a new NFL owner named Shmerry Shmones, or if all of a sudden there was some genius paralyzed physicist named Stephen (pronounced STEFF-in) Dawkins.  If the patriots play the Ravens in the playoffs and these two face off against each other, I demand a giant picture of it signed by both players.  Can you imagine John Madden trying to recap a play with these two?  I'm not even gonna write it out because if I do then it will be like your favorite book being made into a movie, but like one step before that when you have an awesome idea and then try to make it out of stuff in your garage and it just doesn't live up to your expectations.  Come up with your own bumbling John Madden monologue in which he eventually Lee Corso's it and says "fuck it" on live TV.  I would literally spend every dollar I have to get a signed picture of Molden and Boldin jumping side by side with both of them having their hands on the ball and somehow they're both turned in a manner that their backs face the camera.  So $45 dollars.  Boom, poor joke.  But seriously.  NFL.  Get this to happen.  And also get Molden to tackle Boldin for a safety that wins a game 2-0.  If that happened I would be able to die happy.  I might stop watching football all together because nothing else could live up to the glory of that moment.  It would be like if Rudy caught a touchdown pass to win a game that also somehow saved America from terrorists and freed all the bald eagles that were in a cage and also saved a bunch of babies from drowning and it brought about world peace and cured AIDS and put up a bunch of McDonalds in Africa that only served healthy food and it was free and it then prompted Jesus to come down and was like hey guys good job figuring this stuff out now everybody gets to go to heaven and the devil just exploded from all the awesomeness.  If all those things happened in like 4 second increments I think I would still pick the Molden Boldin safety game winner.  Alright this ended up not being that fast but this is just so cool and it has given me faith in sports again.  I think this moment kicked my sports apathy to the curb.  Hey guys! I care now!  Isn't that great!?  Sports are so cool!

Actually I just want the Molden Boldin thing to happen.  Come on that would be so cool.