Well I don't really have anything to say for this blog but I really wanted to post this gif, so looks like I'm gonna have to blog tonight.
I did my laundry tonight, and somebody left their clothes in the dryer before me. But this guys clothes were of a special variety. First of all, they were covered in hair. Second of all, they were still super wet. As if he had just put them in the dryer and not ever turned it on. Do people do that? Nope. But really I just took them out like a normal person so they can collect dust and mold in the basket overnight and now that guy's clothes will smell bad until he washes them all again. Sorry dude. You snooze you lose. And by snooze I mean forget about your wet dryer laundry and by lose I mean lose the fungus-less-ness of your clothes. Sucks bro.
I realized recently that it's really hard to have friends for real. Like to actually know things about people and take a legitimate interest in their lives. Exhausting. I'm gonna go ahead and be satisfied with superficial friendships based on similar interests, and not based on depth of human connection. That stuff's lame anyway. And I think that is a good segway into this gif that I wanted to post. Here is how I will be treating people who really want to get to know me from now on:
Brought to you by the man who also gave you this:
I did my laundry tonight, and somebody left their clothes in the dryer before me. But this guys clothes were of a special variety. First of all, they were covered in hair. Second of all, they were still super wet. As if he had just put them in the dryer and not ever turned it on. Do people do that? Nope. But really I just took them out like a normal person so they can collect dust and mold in the basket overnight and now that guy's clothes will smell bad until he washes them all again. Sorry dude. You snooze you lose. And by snooze I mean forget about your wet dryer laundry and by lose I mean lose the fungus-less-ness of your clothes. Sucks bro.
I realized recently that it's really hard to have friends for real. Like to actually know things about people and take a legitimate interest in their lives. Exhausting. I'm gonna go ahead and be satisfied with superficial friendships based on similar interests, and not based on depth of human connection. That stuff's lame anyway. And I think that is a good segway into this gif that I wanted to post. Here is how I will be treating people who really want to get to know me from now on:
Brought to you by the man who also gave you this:
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