Well it's been 2 weeks since my last blog post. I apologize from the apex of my heart for the delay. I've just been doing stuff, you know? What have I been doing you ask? Well I couldn't really tell you, but I know I've had a bunch of test that I have performed adequately on, so I must have been doing something. And now I will update you on some stuff. Because that is what you are here for. Mildly comedic takes on things that are only important to the internet version of myself.
Well first of all I've been eating pretzels a lot more recently. Can we all agree that pretzels are awesome? Because if we can't then I don't think we will be able to agree on anything. This is, of course, taking into account that I'm only talking to those of you who do not have Crohn's disease. Because gluten intolerance is nothing to joke about people. It is probably something that will be on my pathology board exam, so that's something. Also I forgot that those links are supposed to be funny. Sorry about that. I'll try again later. Also, speaking of my board exam, I have boards this weekend, so that's cool. Also I have 3 exams next week. And also at least one big one the week after that. And then we should start finals pretty soon after that. So that's a thing. I'm usually not one to think of silly ways to remember facts that I don't need to know ever again, but I do have one that I would like to share with you all because I thought it was funny. Irritable Bowel Syndrome causes pencil thin stools. Do you know how I remember that? Well you're gonna have to eat the popsicle to get the answer. And the answer is because people use pencils to irritate their bowel. HEYOOOOOOOO. On that note, I would like to say that hinge is ginglymus. Also syndesMOsis. I hate myself.
I actually do have something pretty funny to say now. It's a story that I would like to tell. So some of you might remember a while back (roughly 1 month ago) I received some mysterious textbooks in the mail from a mystery man and I blogged about it. For the sake of this post, he will now be called Erglegrew. (by the way, you are all going to want to spend some time right now to google "dr kelso erglegrew". especially those of you who are familiar with both me and the origins of the face. GO NOW I TELL YOU) Well anyway, I received an email from erglegrew about a week ago. Turns out he is the owner of the company that I ordered the books from, and just by chance he does not like being called a "hipster terrorist." I'm sure you're all scrambling though my blog posts right now to find those posts. Well I deleted them at erglegrew's request. But trust me they were funny. Moral of the story: sometimes when you call someone out on the internet, they own a large company with employees that google them from time to time and find their name in your blog and then read your blog and then their boss is very disappoint that you called him a terrorist. Or maybe they just googled hipster terrorist, because that's an internet thing too. Bottom line is that I learned a valuable lesson today. When something really confusing happens, write all the details online and eventually someone will find you and not only will your problem be addressed, you might even be able to write another blog about it later! And everything went better than expected.
Ansa cervicalis C1-4. If I'm gonna be writing this silly thing, I'm at least going to get a little mini review of stuff that I already know. Enchondroma: the most common benign tumor of the head. Neurofibromatosis aka von recklinghausen tumor: cafe au lait spots. Boom science and stuff.
Oh also the ants are doing good. I'm pretty sure I blogged about the ants. Well theyre all alive and doing ant stuff. Digging tunnels, being desperate to get out when I open the lid. You know. Normal stuff. I definitely don't feel guilty when I open the lid and they freak out and try to spring towards the air. Because that would be silly. Compassion for animals that small? Come on, they're not even cute. Who cares about uncute animals? Not this guy. Also brittany comes to visit in about 9 days. Give or take 0 days. So that will be nice. I'm certainly not mad about that. Not sure how those two things were related. Except that brittany hates cute animals. She tells me all the time about how much she hates puppies. Come on Brit, at least try to like puppies. Even indifference would be nice. Nobody hates puppies that much. Please try a little bit. We'll go to the pet store when you visit and look at puppies and maybe it'll hit a soft spot. And then maybe we'll move on to getting you to not gag when you see babies. One step at a time.
It's been really nice out the past 4 or 5 days here in Missouri. I've worn pants every day anyway. And right now my legs are super hot. Like I'm talking if you licked cinnamon gum wrappers and covered both of my legs with them up to about my L2 dermatome. Not cool, black jeans. I thought we were cool (see what I did there?).
Alright it's just about time for me to get ready to play some basketball. Because I do that now, because I'm super good at basketball. Except that I am the worst at offense in every sport. I have realized this recently. As I told my boy black doug this monday after soccer: I was born a defender and I will die a defender. They say that defense wins championships, but they also say that chicks dig the long ball. So what if I defend the long ball? do I win everything? There are shockingly few picture of rex grossman when you google image sexy rexy. Here's your gif.
Touche internet. Touche.
Well first of all I've been eating pretzels a lot more recently. Can we all agree that pretzels are awesome? Because if we can't then I don't think we will be able to agree on anything. This is, of course, taking into account that I'm only talking to those of you who do not have Crohn's disease. Because gluten intolerance is nothing to joke about people. It is probably something that will be on my pathology board exam, so that's something. Also I forgot that those links are supposed to be funny. Sorry about that. I'll try again later. Also, speaking of my board exam, I have boards this weekend, so that's cool. Also I have 3 exams next week. And also at least one big one the week after that. And then we should start finals pretty soon after that. So that's a thing. I'm usually not one to think of silly ways to remember facts that I don't need to know ever again, but I do have one that I would like to share with you all because I thought it was funny. Irritable Bowel Syndrome causes pencil thin stools. Do you know how I remember that? Well you're gonna have to eat the popsicle to get the answer. And the answer is because people use pencils to irritate their bowel. HEYOOOOOOOO. On that note, I would like to say that hinge is ginglymus. Also syndesMOsis. I hate myself.
I actually do have something pretty funny to say now. It's a story that I would like to tell. So some of you might remember a while back (roughly 1 month ago) I received some mysterious textbooks in the mail from a mystery man and I blogged about it. For the sake of this post, he will now be called Erglegrew. (by the way, you are all going to want to spend some time right now to google "dr kelso erglegrew". especially those of you who are familiar with both me and the origins of the face. GO NOW I TELL YOU) Well anyway, I received an email from erglegrew about a week ago. Turns out he is the owner of the company that I ordered the books from, and just by chance he does not like being called a "hipster terrorist." I'm sure you're all scrambling though my blog posts right now to find those posts. Well I deleted them at erglegrew's request. But trust me they were funny. Moral of the story: sometimes when you call someone out on the internet, they own a large company with employees that google them from time to time and find their name in your blog and then read your blog and then their boss is very disappoint that you called him a terrorist. Or maybe they just googled hipster terrorist, because that's an internet thing too. Bottom line is that I learned a valuable lesson today. When something really confusing happens, write all the details online and eventually someone will find you and not only will your problem be addressed, you might even be able to write another blog about it later! And everything went better than expected.
Ansa cervicalis C1-4. If I'm gonna be writing this silly thing, I'm at least going to get a little mini review of stuff that I already know. Enchondroma: the most common benign tumor of the head. Neurofibromatosis aka von recklinghausen tumor: cafe au lait spots. Boom science and stuff.
Oh also the ants are doing good. I'm pretty sure I blogged about the ants. Well theyre all alive and doing ant stuff. Digging tunnels, being desperate to get out when I open the lid. You know. Normal stuff. I definitely don't feel guilty when I open the lid and they freak out and try to spring towards the air. Because that would be silly. Compassion for animals that small? Come on, they're not even cute. Who cares about uncute animals? Not this guy. Also brittany comes to visit in about 9 days. Give or take 0 days. So that will be nice. I'm certainly not mad about that. Not sure how those two things were related. Except that brittany hates cute animals. She tells me all the time about how much she hates puppies. Come on Brit, at least try to like puppies. Even indifference would be nice. Nobody hates puppies that much. Please try a little bit. We'll go to the pet store when you visit and look at puppies and maybe it'll hit a soft spot. And then maybe we'll move on to getting you to not gag when you see babies. One step at a time.
It's been really nice out the past 4 or 5 days here in Missouri. I've worn pants every day anyway. And right now my legs are super hot. Like I'm talking if you licked cinnamon gum wrappers and covered both of my legs with them up to about my L2 dermatome. Not cool, black jeans. I thought we were cool (see what I did there?).
Alright it's just about time for me to get ready to play some basketball. Because I do that now, because I'm super good at basketball. Except that I am the worst at offense in every sport. I have realized this recently. As I told my boy black doug this monday after soccer: I was born a defender and I will die a defender. They say that defense wins championships, but they also say that chicks dig the long ball. So what if I defend the long ball? do I win everything? There are shockingly few picture of rex grossman when you google image sexy rexy. Here's your gif.
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