happy sunday to all five of you

A few thoughts, most of them bathroom related.
1) How often is often enough to clean your shower/tub?  I think mine is getting kind of gross and I think I've only cleaned it like two or three times since I moved in like 10 months ago. Just curious what protocol is.
2) I must lose more hair than any non-bald person in the history of the world.  Everywhere I look there are more of my hairs.  Does everyone lose like 15 pounds of hair every 20 minutes or is it just me?  Also how fast do I regrow hair if so much falls out all the time?
3) How fast do most people go through a bar of soap?  I've never actually calculated it but it feels like one every like 10 days.  And how small does your soap get before you switch it out?  Do people even use soap anymore? I tried body wash a couple times but it sucks.  I'm not about to buy a loufa or however you spell it, and trying to manage body wash with just your hands is miserable.  One time I had that shampoo/body wash/toothpaste/contact solution/breakfast goo but I didn't like that either.  Give me a bottle of shampoo and a bar of soap.  Call me old fashioned but I think goo goes on your head and congealed fat goes on your body.
4) I bought toilet paper in August 2010 when I moved in and I haven't bought any more since.  I think I go through like 2 rolls a semester.  Am I like the most efficient wiper of all time, or do I suck at wiping, or do normal people use toilet paper at the same pace as me?
5) How many things can you have a still count it as a few?  At what point does the amount become a bunch? like 6? 7? 10? 

I have 4 tests in the next 3 days and this is the stuff that I think about.  I think I have some sort of non-anxiety problem.  I think that makes me a sociopath? Eh.

Today's color of the day is neon orange.  I wore two shirts today and both were bright orange.  That's how you set a tone for the day. 

Here's a what's weirder for ya- really long fingernails vs. really long toenails
Obviously really long toenails are way less functional, but it's way harder to have even comparably long toenails.  To be honest this topic is making me nauseated so I'm gonna stop now.

I think this is a really long blog.  Too long? Something tells me nobody will actually read this all the way through.  Not until now anyway, since I called you out.

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