Now that you're done roflcoptering, I can tell you about this breakfast I'm having. Pancakes all up in my face hole. I decided to make 10 inch diameter chocolate chip pancakes this morning and let me tell you they are fantastic.
Pancakes are literally the best thing that ever happened to me. Growing up I would eat chocolate chip pancakes at every chance I got. Pancakes were my best friend. Pancakes played catch with me when I was a kid. Pancakes read me stories before I went to bed. Pancakes taught me how to ride a bike. Pancakes were there when I went to a new school in a new town in the 2nd grade. Pancakes took me to my first baseball game and bought me one of those ice creams in the tiny helmet. Pancakes gave me "the talk" when I was 11. Pancakes bought me my first car when I was 16. Pancakes were there when I went away to college and left everybody back home. Pancakes will be my best man at my wedding. That's how close me and pancakes are. Pancakes made me the man I am today, and I'm proud to say that me and pancakes will be bff's forever. That's right. Best friends forever forever.
Today's color is golden brown in honor of my boy pancakes.
I'm doing another "what is weirder" today.
The matchup--this thing vs.this lady's mouth
both of those pictures came up when I googled "weird fish."
I don't know how I'm going to top this blog.
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