end of june

remember that time june is ending tomorrow?  weird huh? i must be getting old because I honestly have no idea where the time goes.  I did nothing all month except for like 3 things and now june is over? wtf mate.
That being said, the good old US of A's independence day is comin up right around the corner, and in honor of our nation's only important summer holiday, I would like to implement a new segment called "which is more american?"

Today's match-up: American flag beer cans vs. American flag shirts vs. american flag pants.  that's right, you get a 3 way matchup today.  I'm just in the mood for a three way i guess (see what I did there).

My personal vote is for america pants.  I mean, come on. america pants.  Sometime I'm gonna figure out how to make an online vote thing so all 5 of you can battle it out of these matchup things.  It's important that you vote, because like my boy P Diddy says, your choices are vote or die.

On a related note, I have recently been persuaded to start wearing tank tops.  Given, I don't have any tank tops, but I feel as though this article of clothing suits me.  First of all, I hate sleeves.  Always have, always will.  I don't know why I've put up with em for so long.  Second of all, I love spending money so this will give me an opportunity to buy new crap.  Lastly, i think tank tops will be the answer to how sweaty I am.  It's like your not wearing a shirt while wearing a shirt at the same time.  Plus, I'm jacked so that's always a plus.  2011 months 7-12: the half year of tank tops.

the more nipple you show, the better

They call me the last great american blogger.  sometimes.