Whats up fellow internet users.  This will be my second blog since homecoming.  It will be written today, November 10, because I get to relax a little bit today.  Not too much, mind you, because I have to study and work today.  But nonetheless, I will blog.  Firstly, I would like to tell you about my nap yesterday.  It was awesome.  I laid down, and then I was unconscious for about 2 hours, and then I woke up.  And oh boy was that unconsciousness glorious.  I was neither awake, nor conscious, nor aware of my surroundings.  If ever an enemy wanted to strike me down, that would have been the moment.  I was a metaphorical sitting duck, and a literal sleeping human.  It would have been like shooting metaphorical fish in a metaphorical barrel, or like shooting a literal human in a literal bed while he is sleeping.  But you have missed that chance, sneaky made up enemy.  You also missed the chance last night while I slept again.  You are a very poor predator.  You should read "Hunting for Idiots" or something, which is sort of an ambiguous name.  Does it teach idiots how to hunt, or does it teach you how to hunt idiots?  You should really work on your punctuation, "for idiots" franchise.  Also I should probably read blogging for dummies.  I need some coaching.  What are these square plastic things below this glowing square?  What do the various shapes and lines on them mean?   I would like to know these things.

I'm going to do something I haven't done in a while on this blog, and that is have a color of the day.  The color of the day today is White.

Best picture on this blog so far

There are 3 pictures of Betty White on the first 3 pages on google image search.  That is more than any other human,  There's only 1 wolf.  Betty White >wolves according to google.  I didn't make the results, I just report them.

Oh did you guys hear Obama won?  That's pretty cool I guess.  I kinda wonder what the next four years will look like..............(wavy screen transition).............................Four years from now we will be pretty OK.  My condolences go out to those of you who think we're headed for doom and destruction, and especially to those of you who expect a thousand years of darkness (1:50).  lol.  We're not all moving to Alaska bro, the sun comes up and down here in the good ole continental 48.  Maybe I'm young an naive (I'm not), but a thousand years is kinda a long time.  Somebody is gonna figure out how to work a flashlight in those thousand years.  You can make a battery out of a lemon bro. (new favorite twitter account btw).

Tim was bummed to not get a shoutout in my last blog, and wrote me a pretty nasty haiku to voice his displeasure.  Hey Tim, I know it's voting season and you wanna voice your choice and vote or die or however P Diddy is getting college kids to vote this year but this blog is a dictatorship.  We don't do democrablogs over here.  Homie don't play that.  This isn't even a benelovent dictatorship.  This is on some Stalin level.  Level 3 dictator.  I'm listening to a book about World War 2, and Stalin is a HARD dude.  He's all like "Oh Stalingrad?  You guys wanna retreat?  You mean our only stronghold is one factory and you're fighting Germans with knives in the dark?  Well too bad I'm just gonna cut your rations more and if you retreat from my namesake city I'm just gonna shoot you anyway, so at least try to get propaganda film famous, (which is kinda like internet famous now) so the kids that you don't have will be proud of you during the Cold War.  I'M STALIN SON! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!"

I now realize I may have gone too far with the Stalin bit.  My condolences go out to those of you who still mourn the loss of approximately 1,000,000 red army soldiers at Stalingrad.  Although I can't imagine you are my target audience.  Bottom line is Tim gets a shoutout this week, but only because he hurt my feelings with that haiku and I'm trying to work on forgiveness.

And now I will leave you with your blogly gif.