Well everyone, midterms are over now so I might be able to take a little time out to blog a bit more often. I know you're all super happy about that. You don't have to tell me, because I know you are. But you can tell me if you want. But you don't have to. But you can.
You know the best part about midterms being over? The increase in skateboarding time. I literally haven't skated in a month, and it's starting to eat my soul. Just so we're clear, non-skateboarding is the same as the dementors getting to you. Silly Dudley. You're so fat and not very smart. I wonder if JK Rowling will ever write another epilogue that explains Dudley's adult life. JV girls soccer coach, a couple DUI's, maybe a menial labor job? Who knows, they sky is the limit. And by the sky I mean bussing tables at sky bar. Cougars all day err day. And by that I mean Saturday nights 8-1am.
I would also like to tell all of you that I'm essentially an adult now. I started making my bed now that I live in a real place. I clean up after myself. I stay at school during my breaks and study (or blog). I listen to books on tape. The one thing that I don't like about having moved is my poop schedule. I used to go home every day at lunch and have a nice poop. But that is no more. I'm pooping in way too many different places at way too many times of the day. It used to be 11:10 every day. And now it's just a poop schedule that I used to know. So sad
Another huge update on my life: I started wearing short socks again. After about a year of wearing crew socks I recently decided to start wearing short socks again. My legs are so much cooler. Not really that much cooler but a little bit cooler. It's innovation. On a related note I really like 3/4 sleeve t shirts. For some reason my proximal upper extremity enjoys being covered more than my distal lower extremity these days. Ah, the mysteries of science. Maybe particle physicists will figure out someday why these things happen. But probably not. But maybe. Definitely not.
Well I hope all of you mature grad students out there are making it through your exams, because if I'm having exams you all must be having exams too. I refuse to be punished alone. Cameron, if you're reading this, I hope the west coast sucks and you are miserable. If you start thinking about making friends out there, remember what I taught you in college. NOBODY TALKS TO YOU. Here is your gif.
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You know the best part about midterms being over? The increase in skateboarding time. I literally haven't skated in a month, and it's starting to eat my soul. Just so we're clear, non-skateboarding is the same as the dementors getting to you. Silly Dudley. You're so fat and not very smart. I wonder if JK Rowling will ever write another epilogue that explains Dudley's adult life. JV girls soccer coach, a couple DUI's, maybe a menial labor job? Who knows, they sky is the limit. And by the sky I mean bussing tables at sky bar. Cougars all day err day. And by that I mean Saturday nights 8-1am.
I would also like to tell all of you that I'm essentially an adult now. I started making my bed now that I live in a real place. I clean up after myself. I stay at school during my breaks and study (or blog). I listen to books on tape. The one thing that I don't like about having moved is my poop schedule. I used to go home every day at lunch and have a nice poop. But that is no more. I'm pooping in way too many different places at way too many times of the day. It used to be 11:10 every day. And now it's just a poop schedule that I used to know. So sad
Another huge update on my life: I started wearing short socks again. After about a year of wearing crew socks I recently decided to start wearing short socks again. My legs are so much cooler. Not really that much cooler but a little bit cooler. It's innovation. On a related note I really like 3/4 sleeve t shirts. For some reason my proximal upper extremity enjoys being covered more than my distal lower extremity these days. Ah, the mysteries of science. Maybe particle physicists will figure out someday why these things happen. But probably not. But maybe. Definitely not.
Well I hope all of you mature grad students out there are making it through your exams, because if I'm having exams you all must be having exams too. I refuse to be punished alone. Cameron, if you're reading this, I hope the west coast sucks and you are miserable. If you start thinking about making friends out there, remember what I taught you in college. NOBODY TALKS TO YOU. Here is your gif.
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