so it's time for a quick zisk blog, since I was just taking a break from studying and came across something too funny on reddit to not share with you all. This goes out, not surprisingly, to my boy zisk, who I'm pretty sure beat pokemon at least twice sophomore year. Oh man. too funny. POKEMON!
So I only have one more week till this semester is over, and I'm pretty happy about it. Soon I'll be a big bad tri 6. Look at this guy over here, doing doctor stuff. Also, I have an awesome story to tell you all. It was ZE GREATEST GOAL IN ALL ZE VORLD! I scored the best goal of my life yesterday. I had a bouncing ball like 4 yards from goal right in front of our goalie, and i could tell I could pop it over his head. So I decided, like everyone does on occasion, to be super cheeky and do something awesome. So I did this. (go to 3:23). I did one of those, and popped it over the goalie's head. Goal. Killed it. But of course, someone had to go and overshadow me later. And by overshadow I mean someone (Shaun) got hit in the genitals very hard. So obviously that took priority. We have fun here at Logan. If you're not living, you're dying. Work hard play hard. I'll sleep when I'm dead. All work and no play makes Drew a dull boy. I'm being inspirational here, work with me people.
I'm struggling with an extraordinary existential dilemma recently. Should I or should I not cut my hair? Part of me really wants to grow it out and see what happens, and the other half of me is Jewish. Part of me wants a pony tail, and the other half has already decided that I will be doomed to Vader-esque helmet hair the rest of my days. So basically what I'm getting at is that I should cut my hair but I'm holding out in hopes that maybe my budding jewfro will do something mildly attractive. But hey, who cares because I have a girlfriend so I don't have to try anymore! That's definitely advantage #1 to being in a long distance relationship (and by #1 I mean the only advantage, when compared to short distance. See Brit I clarified so now you don't get to be fake mad at me! except for at that last comment. you can be mad at that one). Don't want to shower today? That's cool, as long as you're ok with sleeping in butt-smelling sheets. That's what febreeze is for! That's my meme quota for this blog. INTERNET!
Also one more thing: I think I'm gonna make a twitter. It's starting to look like too much fun to not be on. I love hashtags. They're just funny. So be on the lookout for that, because that should be interesting.
Alright well it's time to learn about hematocrit and stuff now. It's just science and stuff, no big deal. Here's your gif. For some reason this is really funny to me.
So I only have one more week till this semester is over, and I'm pretty happy about it. Soon I'll be a big bad tri 6. Look at this guy over here, doing doctor stuff. Also, I have an awesome story to tell you all. It was ZE GREATEST GOAL IN ALL ZE VORLD! I scored the best goal of my life yesterday. I had a bouncing ball like 4 yards from goal right in front of our goalie, and i could tell I could pop it over his head. So I decided, like everyone does on occasion, to be super cheeky and do something awesome. So I did this. (go to 3:23). I did one of those, and popped it over the goalie's head. Goal. Killed it. But of course, someone had to go and overshadow me later. And by overshadow I mean someone (Shaun) got hit in the genitals very hard. So obviously that took priority. We have fun here at Logan. If you're not living, you're dying. Work hard play hard. I'll sleep when I'm dead. All work and no play makes Drew a dull boy. I'm being inspirational here, work with me people.
I'm struggling with an extraordinary existential dilemma recently. Should I or should I not cut my hair? Part of me really wants to grow it out and see what happens, and the other half of me is Jewish. Part of me wants a pony tail, and the other half has already decided that I will be doomed to Vader-esque helmet hair the rest of my days. So basically what I'm getting at is that I should cut my hair but I'm holding out in hopes that maybe my budding jewfro will do something mildly attractive. But hey, who cares because I have a girlfriend so I don't have to try anymore! That's definitely advantage #1 to being in a long distance relationship (and by #1 I mean the only advantage, when compared to short distance. See Brit I clarified so now you don't get to be fake mad at me! except for at that last comment. you can be mad at that one). Don't want to shower today? That's cool, as long as you're ok with sleeping in butt-smelling sheets. That's what febreeze is for! That's my meme quota for this blog. INTERNET!
Also one more thing: I think I'm gonna make a twitter. It's starting to look like too much fun to not be on. I love hashtags. They're just funny. So be on the lookout for that, because that should be interesting.
Alright well it's time to learn about hematocrit and stuff now. It's just science and stuff, no big deal. Here's your gif. For some reason this is really funny to me.
Cristiano Ronaldo is better than you are at soccer. But Aquaman isn't as good at creeping out little kids as you. (this is in reference to the glorious time you showed me your ticket-ripping-followed-by-pointing-to-seats skills when you worked for my boy, Vest, at the BOB) I love you.
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