i had jello twice this week. I would just like to reiterate (the most impressive word i've used so far in this blog) how awesome jello is.
that will be all.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
blog post #30-something
No greeting today, just jumping into it.
Yesterday I ate donuts and drank beer at the same time. That got me thinking about the other stupidly unhealthy things I've eaten in my life. So today we're gonna do a little variation on "what's weirder" and go with "what's unhealthier?"
Today's matchup: Beer and donuts vs. KFC double down.
Now I know some of your guts (see what I did there?) will want to go straight to the double down, thanks to the hilariousness of its unhealthiness. HOWEVER, take into consideration that there is stuff in the double down that can actually sustain life. There's chicken in there. Assuming the cheese is actually cheese there's some calcium and stuff in there. There is literally nothing in beer and donuts that is good for you. In fact, by consuming that much fat and alcohol simultaneously, you're probably exponentially contributing to the cirrhosis of your liver. Just saying. Beer and donuts. Come on.
Today's blog is brought to you by hammocks
obviously my hammock does not look like that one, but I guarantee I will have one of these at one point in my life. If I don't have one then you will know that I gave up on my dreams and am no longer awesome. here's your haiku:
Sit in my hammock
write a super awesome blog
i am the coolest
Harry Potter tomorrow night. this movie is gonna kill it so hard. how hard you ask? imagine how hard diamonds are, and then imagine a world where everything is made out of diamonds but they have their own version of diamonds that is the hardest thing in their world that's like way harder than diamonds. So diamond world diamonds. That freaking hard.
Here's your color of the day. White. The best color because it's all of the colors in one. So whatever color you wanted to be color of the day, you're welcome.
US beat France today in the women's world cup. Not surprising, since we kill France in everything except being super lame. But we could beat them in that too if we set our collective minds to it because America freakin kills it all day.
There is a video on my friend's facebook that properly describes how hard america kills it, but since I can't post videos from facebook on this thing you guys don't get to see it. Alex has seen it. Sucks for the rest of you. All 5 of the rest of you. So sucks for Tim, Matt, Brittany, Finberg, and Shaq.
you know the rules. Pass it on.
They call me sneak attack mcgruff
Yesterday I ate donuts and drank beer at the same time. That got me thinking about the other stupidly unhealthy things I've eaten in my life. So today we're gonna do a little variation on "what's weirder" and go with "what's unhealthier?"
Today's matchup: Beer and donuts vs. KFC double down.
Now I know some of your guts (see what I did there?) will want to go straight to the double down, thanks to the hilariousness of its unhealthiness. HOWEVER, take into consideration that there is stuff in the double down that can actually sustain life. There's chicken in there. Assuming the cheese is actually cheese there's some calcium and stuff in there. There is literally nothing in beer and donuts that is good for you. In fact, by consuming that much fat and alcohol simultaneously, you're probably exponentially contributing to the cirrhosis of your liver. Just saying. Beer and donuts. Come on.
Today's blog is brought to you by hammocks
obviously my hammock does not look like that one, but I guarantee I will have one of these at one point in my life. If I don't have one then you will know that I gave up on my dreams and am no longer awesome. here's your haiku:
Sit in my hammock
write a super awesome blog
i am the coolest
Harry Potter tomorrow night. this movie is gonna kill it so hard. how hard you ask? imagine how hard diamonds are, and then imagine a world where everything is made out of diamonds but they have their own version of diamonds that is the hardest thing in their world that's like way harder than diamonds. So diamond world diamonds. That freaking hard.
Here's your color of the day. White. The best color because it's all of the colors in one. So whatever color you wanted to be color of the day, you're welcome.
There is a video on my friend's facebook that properly describes how hard america kills it, but since I can't post videos from facebook on this thing you guys don't get to see it. Alex has seen it. Sucks for the rest of you. All 5 of the rest of you. So sucks for Tim, Matt, Brittany, Finberg, and Shaq.
you know the rules. Pass it on.
They call me sneak attack mcgruff
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
HELLOOOOOOOO
Hello all my avid readers out there. Today I am in a good mood. No real explanation why. Just loving life. Gotta love those days. Really though there has to be something wrong with me. I am becoming seriously emotionally unstable. Well, whatever.
In more serious news, Thursday at midnight I will be going to see the last of the Harry Potter movies. I have one problem though. I literally have no friends so I'm just gonna buy 2 tickets and beg everyone I see to go with me. I've accepted that, and that's not even the real problem. My real problem is that I don't know if I want to see it in 3D or not.
Sweet neck Daniel-san
I mean, 3D is usually super awesome but I don't know if it's gonna fit this movie. Plus none of the other HP's were in 3D. I've done the only thing I can think of so far, which is ask the highest authority in Harry Potter---my friends from college. Really I'm just gonna do what Tim says, which I have just checked on and he says regular D.
REGULAR D IT IS. Thanks Tim.
It is stupidly hot out in the midwest right now. I will now be telling you about how sweaty I am. I skated on Sunday at 7:30 pm. So the sun was on its way out and it should be getting cooler at that time. Instead, the heat index was like 105 and I sweated completely through a pair of pants in about 45 minutes. That means no dry spots anywhere on my pants. Raise your hand if you've ever done that.
This was me after about 3 minutes.
I don't see any hands. Unless Andy is reading this but I don't think Andy has internet right now. Still he's about 1100 miles away so I don't think I would be able to see him from my couch.
Here's your haiku.
My butt is sweaty
Harry potter out thursday
unrelated? yes.
Here is your fact of the day
Serotypes 3 and 9 of streptococcus pneumoniae are resistant to penicillin.
They call me Dr. Blogtavius
In more serious news, Thursday at midnight I will be going to see the last of the Harry Potter movies. I have one problem though. I literally have no friends so I'm just gonna buy 2 tickets and beg everyone I see to go with me. I've accepted that, and that's not even the real problem. My real problem is that I don't know if I want to see it in 3D or not.
I mean, 3D is usually super awesome but I don't know if it's gonna fit this movie. Plus none of the other HP's were in 3D. I've done the only thing I can think of so far, which is ask the highest authority in Harry Potter---my friends from college. Really I'm just gonna do what Tim says, which I have just checked on and he says regular D.
REGULAR D IT IS. Thanks Tim.
It is stupidly hot out in the midwest right now. I will now be telling you about how sweaty I am. I skated on Sunday at 7:30 pm. So the sun was on its way out and it should be getting cooler at that time. Instead, the heat index was like 105 and I sweated completely through a pair of pants in about 45 minutes. That means no dry spots anywhere on my pants. Raise your hand if you've ever done that.
I don't see any hands. Unless Andy is reading this but I don't think Andy has internet right now. Still he's about 1100 miles away so I don't think I would be able to see him from my couch.
Here's your haiku.
My butt is sweaty
Harry potter out thursday
unrelated? yes.
Here is your fact of the day
Serotypes 3 and 9 of streptococcus pneumoniae are resistant to penicillin.
They call me Dr. Blogtavius
Sunday, July 10, 2011
women's soccer blog?
Alright something right quick about the US-Brazil Women's World Cup game today. That may have been the best ending to any game I've ever seen. I'm not gonna say definitively, but come on. That was absurd. Do yourself a favor and go watch the highlights if you didn't watch the game.
When the US scored in the 122nd minute, I'm not gonna lie- I teared up a little bit. Does that mean I'm going soft? Yes. Am I a little bit ashamed? Yes. But it was poetic justice like you dream about. It was unreal. Are you kidding me? a player down IN INJURY TIME OF THE LAST OVERTIME PERIOD? IS THIS EVEN REAL LIFE? Alright that's all I'll write about that.
But seriously. THE 122ND MINUTE? Imagine a 4 point play to tie the game at the buzzer of an NBA playoff game, but also the team that tied the game was a player down for the whole fourth quarter and also they're playing aliens who are trying to steal the Loony Toons for their amusement park and Michael Jordan is there and Bill Murray comes at the end of the game and the aliens stole Mugsy Boges and Charles Barkley's talent and Newman from Seinfeld drives a convertible and also everything is half cartoon.
Alright really I'm done.
Also Shawn Bradley is really tall.
Ok I have to go learn some stuff.
Also that was the plot of Space Jam for my readers who may have just graduated from high school and didn't get to go with their family to Florida this summer but their brother got to bring a friend. Just in case that scenario applies to you.
When the US scored in the 122nd minute, I'm not gonna lie- I teared up a little bit. Does that mean I'm going soft? Yes. Am I a little bit ashamed? Yes. But it was poetic justice like you dream about. It was unreal. Are you kidding me? a player down IN INJURY TIME OF THE LAST OVERTIME PERIOD? IS THIS EVEN REAL LIFE? Alright that's all I'll write about that.
But seriously. THE 122ND MINUTE? Imagine a 4 point play to tie the game at the buzzer of an NBA playoff game, but also the team that tied the game was a player down for the whole fourth quarter and also they're playing aliens who are trying to steal the Loony Toons for their amusement park and Michael Jordan is there and Bill Murray comes at the end of the game and the aliens stole Mugsy Boges and Charles Barkley's talent and Newman from Seinfeld drives a convertible and also everything is half cartoon.
Alright really I'm done.
Also Shawn Bradley is really tall.
Ok I have to go learn some stuff.
Also that was the plot of Space Jam for my readers who may have just graduated from high school and didn't get to go with their family to Florida this summer but their brother got to bring a friend. Just in case that scenario applies to you.
Saturday, July 9, 2011
one last thing
also I'm uploading this so I can watch it on my computer because for some reason Quicktime hates me.
Also if anybody has an ipod shuffle charger that fits this kind holler at me. But really only if you're in the greater St. Louis area.
fact of the day
Here's your fact of the day for those of you thirsty for knowledge:
Growth Hormone Inhibiting Hormone (GHIH) inhibits Growth Hormone (GH)
Growth Hormone Inhibiting Hormone (GHIH) inhibits Growth Hormone (GH)
update
I just did a massive itunes overhaul. Deleted like 3000 songs from itunes. Kept the files though, don't worry. You gotta keep those files son. You never know when your musical tastes will change back to underground gangster rap.
In other news I'm making a habit out of losing my wallet. Today I found it on the street. All 10 of my dollars were still in it. My boy stephaun lives in a nice neighborhood. People wave at you when you drive past them. Real nice people.
So back to talking about my new roll of toilet paper. My TP (that's toilet paper abbreviated) holder is too small for a new roll. The roll is jammed up against the wall and it's hard to make it spin without ripping everything. So I guess my options are as follows:
1. Deal with the minor inconvenience and in 3 or 4 days my TP roll will spin unhindered
2. Do some serious demo work and deepen the groove in the wall for my TP.
I think you all know where I'm going with this.
I'm gonna deal with the minor inconvenience.
My girl Evelyn told me last night to make a hip hop CD for her. Bottom line is I'm not gonna make it unless she reads this and brings it up again. READ MY BLOG ANNA
The color of the day is tequila
Things I was thinking about today
1) Yesterday
2) Peach Jello
Here's Raichu's Haiku for your last segment before my arbitrary nickname that nobody calls me
Don't lose your wallet
They won't let you in the bar
Five syllable line
They call me Jorge the Fire Breathing Hunchback of Notre Dame
In other news I'm making a habit out of losing my wallet. Today I found it on the street. All 10 of my dollars were still in it. My boy stephaun lives in a nice neighborhood. People wave at you when you drive past them. Real nice people.
So back to talking about my new roll of toilet paper. My TP (that's toilet paper abbreviated) holder is too small for a new roll. The roll is jammed up against the wall and it's hard to make it spin without ripping everything. So I guess my options are as follows:
1. Deal with the minor inconvenience and in 3 or 4 days my TP roll will spin unhindered
2. Do some serious demo work and deepen the groove in the wall for my TP.
I think you all know where I'm going with this.
I'm gonna deal with the minor inconvenience.
My girl Evelyn told me last night to make a hip hop CD for her. Bottom line is I'm not gonna make it unless she reads this and brings it up again. READ MY BLOG ANNA
The color of the day is tequila
Things I was thinking about today
1) Yesterday
2) Peach Jello
Here's Raichu's Haiku for your last segment before my arbitrary nickname that nobody calls me
Don't lose your wallet
They won't let you in the bar
Five syllable line
They call me Jorge the Fire Breathing Hunchback of Notre Dame
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