Who is your daddy, and what does he DO? Ray Lewis managed to win in the playoffs today, but I'm going to focus on the positives of the situation. Peyton Manning managed to lose in the playoffs today. No more mannings in the playoffs. Only murderers. So I guess that's still +1 because there's 2 Mannings out and only 1 murderer in. Hopefully Ray doesnt read this blog regularly. But just in case, you're a great guy Ray and I'm sure they got the decision right in court, you're for sure totally innocent. Those commercials you do with kids and Paul Rudd have totally changed your image.
I took a nap today and it was glorious. Sleeping while it's light outside is kind of depressing but also kind of not at all depressing and 100% awesome. You know what else is awesome? Hummus. I just ate some and it's kinda scrumptious. I look forward to my next hummus purchase. Also I think I'm gonna go to my first yoga class tomorrow. That should be interesting, New Year's resolutions: being worked on. Also I bought a pair of shoes on the internet today. They were only $26 doll hairs after shipping. So I pretty much had the best day today. Also I'm watching one of these ATT commercials where they interview little kids. My grandma is slow. I'm gonna be the fastest grandpa. I'm gonna have at least 3 cheetahs taped to my back. One of my cousins growing up would call my great-grandma, who we all called "Oma" (which I think is german for grandma), "zooma" because she was so fast. She really wasn't very fast, but the point is that if my great grandkids call me "Opa" (german for grandpa), they better call me "zoompa" and also then sing the oompa loompa song at my birthday. And I expect to have 90 candles on my 90th birthday cake. And it should be a cheesecake. What I'm really saying is that I will be obese and my rascal will be called "zoompa."
The past 2 days it has been over 55 degrees outside. And the month that we are in is January. I had my windows down. I'm not sure if I'm complaining or if I liked it too much but I would like to let you all know that this summer it will be approximately 145 degrees out for about 3 months and I think that we all might die. Does anybody else think that the Earth might just die before we all die? I'm curious to see what the world looks like in 40 years. 40 years ago it was 1973 and the 8-track player I bought for Aaron for christmas was the most advanced way to listen to music. Now we listen to it in a series of tubes called the internet. Seriously though, you should find that video of the senator who said that. It's pretty awesome. And by you should find it I mean here it is if you click on these words right now, you will be sent to the tube with that video in it. Really though. If you don't understand those tubes, you probably shouldn't be regulating the internet. It's funny because he doesn't know what he's talking about. Old people. Gotta love em. I would like to send an internet,
I think that will be all for now. Our count-up of days that we have been allowed to live now is 23. Countdown to graduation is a slightly less depressing but still pretty depressing 342. Here is your gif. You get 2 gifs today because this one is super cool but it wont let me put it on here. Trust me, if you're in class reading this let it take the time to load. Here is the gif that you do not have to click.
Ok it doesn't want to let me upload gifs. So Here is another one linked. Your judgement is bad and you should feel bad.
I took a nap today and it was glorious. Sleeping while it's light outside is kind of depressing but also kind of not at all depressing and 100% awesome. You know what else is awesome? Hummus. I just ate some and it's kinda scrumptious. I look forward to my next hummus purchase. Also I think I'm gonna go to my first yoga class tomorrow. That should be interesting, New Year's resolutions: being worked on. Also I bought a pair of shoes on the internet today. They were only $26 doll hairs after shipping. So I pretty much had the best day today. Also I'm watching one of these ATT commercials where they interview little kids. My grandma is slow. I'm gonna be the fastest grandpa. I'm gonna have at least 3 cheetahs taped to my back. One of my cousins growing up would call my great-grandma, who we all called "Oma" (which I think is german for grandma), "zooma" because she was so fast. She really wasn't very fast, but the point is that if my great grandkids call me "Opa" (german for grandpa), they better call me "zoompa" and also then sing the oompa loompa song at my birthday. And I expect to have 90 candles on my 90th birthday cake. And it should be a cheesecake. What I'm really saying is that I will be obese and my rascal will be called "zoompa."
The past 2 days it has been over 55 degrees outside. And the month that we are in is January. I had my windows down. I'm not sure if I'm complaining or if I liked it too much but I would like to let you all know that this summer it will be approximately 145 degrees out for about 3 months and I think that we all might die. Does anybody else think that the Earth might just die before we all die? I'm curious to see what the world looks like in 40 years. 40 years ago it was 1973 and the 8-track player I bought for Aaron for christmas was the most advanced way to listen to music. Now we listen to it in a series of tubes called the internet. Seriously though, you should find that video of the senator who said that. It's pretty awesome. And by you should find it I mean here it is if you click on these words right now, you will be sent to the tube with that video in it. Really though. If you don't understand those tubes, you probably shouldn't be regulating the internet. It's funny because he doesn't know what he's talking about. Old people. Gotta love em. I would like to send an internet,
I think that will be all for now. Our count-up of days that we have been allowed to live now is 23. Countdown to graduation is a slightly less depressing but still pretty depressing 342. Here is your gif. You get 2 gifs today because this one is super cool but it wont let me put it on here. Trust me, if you're in class reading this let it take the time to load. Here is the gif that you do not have to click.
Ok it doesn't want to let me upload gifs. So Here is another one linked. Your judgement is bad and you should feel bad.
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