I'M BACK TODAY EVERYONE! HAVEN'T YOU ALL MISSED ME? What's that? I havent blogged in like 3 weeks and you're giving me the cold shoulder to punish my transgressions? Well thats too bad for you, because I can never tell if you read this crap anyway and I'm gonna be writing the same nonsense anyway! BOOYAKASHA
Well a lot has happened since my last blog. And by a lot I mean I have done almost nothing. And it has been GLORIOUS. Do you know how nice it is to literally have 0 important things to do for almost a month? It is pretty nice. I have liked it. Let's see, what can I tell you about? I passed boards, so that was cool. The scores were up for about 10 days before I got around to checking them, so that was good too. They call me the cool cucumber. On a related note, I got 3 new pairs of pants today. So now I get to throw away all my pants with holes in the crotch. And by throw away I mean cut into shorts, even though that won't at all fix the crotch hole. But cutoff shorts are too funny to not have, so that's a plus. And I get to be as trendy as this bad boy right here, so I'm gonna be rocking it all summer long. But we all know that in reality I will look like this. This is gonna be a good blog.
So I'm sure most of you have heard that my boy Barack has supported the gays marrying. And I gotta say I've enjoyed reading people's facebook posts about it. Because really that's the important thing in life; reading the comments section. Most of the time I don't even bother reading articles anymore, I just read the comments, because that's where you get the realness. What I really want to know is what Anonymous thinks about Obama's real secret agenda is and how he wants to make a time machine to go back and make America lose WW2, and also I want to know why libocrat644 thinks it's the Republicans fault that we don't have universal money fountains for people making less than $250,000 a year. But seriously, don't real comments sections. You'll never get out. It's the black hole of the internet. SPEAKING ABOUT BLACK HOLES, I've been reading Stephen Hawking's "A brief history of time" very slowly because I've been taking a lot of naps, and IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD. You know what a black hole is for real? Because I didn't until yesterday. It's a star that has collapsed into such a dense body that no light can escape it's gravitational field. Because GRAVITY BENDS LIGHT. Also science is freaking cool. Really go read that book it's unreal. Your mind will be blown. And if it's not then, well,
Seriously though. Read it. Relativity. It's super cool. I had to read the paragraph on space-time like 5 times, and I still don't even really 100% get it. Freaking Einstein and stuff. It's pretty awesome.
I also got a new pair of running shoes this past week or so. They are unbelievable. Buy new balance shoes. They literally feel like running on clouds, but if that clouds were made of elastin and also had contractile properties that doubly sprung you forward with every step. I'M THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE. But really I'm not. But maybe in an alternate universe I am. I am all things, and I am nothing. BOOM philosophized. Put that on a picture of Carl Sagan and put it in the internet, because I'm deep bro.
I had a sad realization today. And by today I mean 2 days ago. May 8th, 2012. I'm moving out of my apartment in early July, and that means that I will probably be sharing a bathroom. And that means that my individual toilet paper usage counting will be coming to an end. End of an era. That means I'm gonna have to find some other new strange thing to write about here. I am so sorry to all the loyal fans of toilet paper counter. I promise to continue being strange enough on a regular basis to entertain you during your long hours in lecture. Because all my readers are grad students. And on that note I will have to leave you to go skateboarding. Because I'm going to hang out with my boy Andy tomorrow and it is of the utmost importance that I can do tricks. So here is your gif.
Well a lot has happened since my last blog. And by a lot I mean I have done almost nothing. And it has been GLORIOUS. Do you know how nice it is to literally have 0 important things to do for almost a month? It is pretty nice. I have liked it. Let's see, what can I tell you about? I passed boards, so that was cool. The scores were up for about 10 days before I got around to checking them, so that was good too. They call me the cool cucumber. On a related note, I got 3 new pairs of pants today. So now I get to throw away all my pants with holes in the crotch. And by throw away I mean cut into shorts, even though that won't at all fix the crotch hole. But cutoff shorts are too funny to not have, so that's a plus. And I get to be as trendy as this bad boy right here, so I'm gonna be rocking it all summer long. But we all know that in reality I will look like this. This is gonna be a good blog.
So I'm sure most of you have heard that my boy Barack has supported the gays marrying. And I gotta say I've enjoyed reading people's facebook posts about it. Because really that's the important thing in life; reading the comments section. Most of the time I don't even bother reading articles anymore, I just read the comments, because that's where you get the realness. What I really want to know is what Anonymous thinks about Obama's real secret agenda is and how he wants to make a time machine to go back and make America lose WW2, and also I want to know why libocrat644 thinks it's the Republicans fault that we don't have universal money fountains for people making less than $250,000 a year. But seriously, don't real comments sections. You'll never get out. It's the black hole of the internet. SPEAKING ABOUT BLACK HOLES, I've been reading Stephen Hawking's "A brief history of time" very slowly because I've been taking a lot of naps, and IT IS SO FREAKING GOOD. You know what a black hole is for real? Because I didn't until yesterday. It's a star that has collapsed into such a dense body that no light can escape it's gravitational field. Because GRAVITY BENDS LIGHT. Also science is freaking cool. Really go read that book it's unreal. Your mind will be blown. And if it's not then, well,
Seriously though. Read it. Relativity. It's super cool. I had to read the paragraph on space-time like 5 times, and I still don't even really 100% get it. Freaking Einstein and stuff. It's pretty awesome.
I also got a new pair of running shoes this past week or so. They are unbelievable. Buy new balance shoes. They literally feel like running on clouds, but if that clouds were made of elastin and also had contractile properties that doubly sprung you forward with every step. I'M THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE. But really I'm not. But maybe in an alternate universe I am. I am all things, and I am nothing. BOOM philosophized. Put that on a picture of Carl Sagan and put it in the internet, because I'm deep bro.
I had a sad realization today. And by today I mean 2 days ago. May 8th, 2012. I'm moving out of my apartment in early July, and that means that I will probably be sharing a bathroom. And that means that my individual toilet paper usage counting will be coming to an end. End of an era. That means I'm gonna have to find some other new strange thing to write about here. I am so sorry to all the loyal fans of toilet paper counter. I promise to continue being strange enough on a regular basis to entertain you during your long hours in lecture. Because all my readers are grad students. And on that note I will have to leave you to go skateboarding. Because I'm going to hang out with my boy Andy tomorrow and it is of the utmost importance that I can do tricks. So here is your gif.
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